Alright, because there seem to be quite a few issues every once in a while with people needing anti-virus protection for their Mac due to some overzealous IT department or all-too-powerfull manager of a coffeehouse with WiFi, I made up DNT-AV. Basically, it just makes up a bunch of crap about scanning for viruses so that you can do what you need to do without seriously screwing over your hard drive with real anti-virus software. DISCLAIMER: THIS SOFTWARE DOES NOT SCAN FOR VIRUSES. IT IS DESIGNED TO ALL YOU TO BLUFF YOUR WAY ONTO A NETWORK SO YOU CAN DO YOUR JOB. DO NOT RELY ON THIS IF YOU ARE IN A MISSION-CRITICAL SITUATION BUT INSTEAD NEED TO CHECK YOUR MAIL AT A COFFEEHOUSE OR SOMETHING! It is a shell script. To run, open the Terminal and type "sh " and then drag the file into the Terminal window. Do not include those quotes! Then press enter. The script will launch and do its thing. After downloading, you need to change the ".txt" extension to ".sh", I only made it ".txt" so that I could upload it to here I made this up so that I could get onto various WiFi networks that are provided free, but so long as I can show that my computer is clean of viruses. This kinda bugged me because my Mac was clean... however I didn't have the ability to scan for viruses. Now, I do. Oh, DNT-AV stands for "Do Not Trust Anti Virus".