Anyone have a chicken fetish?

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  1. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    http://www.subservientchicken.com/

    Just some weirdo in a dirty chicken costume. Kinda scares me.

    Try:

    crawl
    Fight
    Drunk
    Die
    Pee
    Assault
    Cartwheel
    Exercise

    Tell him to go get a book. Tell him to do some obscene actions and see what happens. ;) He can pretty much interact with anything in the room.
     
  2. Doctor Q Administrator

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    OK, this has gotta be the oddest site I've seen this month. The chicken did the first few actions I suggested, but didn't handle "turn off the tv".

    Edit: Tell it to hide. That one is great!

    Is it really run by Burger King?
     
  3. G5orbust macrumors 65816

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    Strange I typed in 'kill a dog' and the thing got on its hands and knees and started role playing as a pissing dog. Did I miss something?
     
  4. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    The action database only has about 300 vocabulary words, so it probably just read "dog" out of that.

    This is definitely one of the funnier-- "riverdance" is different from "lord of the dance". It's definitely burger king's work, snopes covered it... just a really good word-of-mouth campaign, i guess...

    paul
     
  5. oldschool macrumors 65816

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    wow...this thing does different things for the same command.

    i typed in the same command two times and each time he did a different thing.
     
  6. macka macrumors regular

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    Ok...that's some weird ****. Subservient indeed.

    Try 'dance' that ain't half bad. ;)
     
  7. Grimace macrumors 68040

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  8. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Quite interesting indeed. It doesn't work 100%. He seemed to get angry when I ask him to move a chair, he came near that screen and flapped his wings. Was able to get him to dance.
     
  9. DavidLeblond macrumors 68020

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    I've gotten him to do everything from "walk like an egyptian" to "dry-hump the couch"

    That thing is creepy as hell tho.
     
  10. poopyhead macrumors 6502a

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    It just makes me feel bad to see the guy standing there waiting for my command

    I got him to smoke a cigarette
    so I guess burger king isnt pc
     
  11. scem0 macrumors 604

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    When I told him to trust the voice within I guess his voice within told him to do an Indian dance of some sort. :p

    nice find.

    scem0
     
  12. Grimace macrumors 68040

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    he'll sit, lie on the ground, jump up and down

    type in sex or something dirty and he comes over to say "uh-uh-uhhh"
     
  13. Grimace macrumors 68040

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    type in die - he does a pretty good death scene :p
     
  14. poopyhead macrumors 6502a

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    I tried to get him to sit down and take a break
    he just looked at me with those big chicken eyes
    like if he did the man was gonna fire him

    I'm willing to bet that this is a college student
    who thought this would be a better and easier job than telemarketing or magazine sales

    I think he got screwed

    Friday will be hell when his friends start drinking and he becomes their virtual play thing
     
  15. Grimace macrumors 68040

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    this is actually a site hosted by Burger King - look around on the other parts of the page - it's part of a BK thing.
     
  16. LethalWolfe macrumors G3

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    I told the chicken to "clap" and when it clapped the lights went off and on!
    LOL


    Lethal
     
  17. pooky macrumors 6502

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    I told him to exorcise, but he started exercising. So I told him, no exorcise, with an o. Try exorcising the chair. He just got confused and started swaying back and forth. I want my money back! I wanted to see him perform an exorcism.
     
  18. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    if I were a child, I'd bee deeply disturbed & likely require counseling after seeing that...
     
  19. scem0 macrumors 604

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  20. ExoticFish macrumors 6502a

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    this is just hilarious... i wonder who it is that has so much time on their hands? oh yeah... burger king?
     
  21. Grimace macrumors 68040

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    I'm really confused. I created this topic yesterday, and now it's posted under a new item, with my "initial" post as response #7.
    How did this happen?? Did I offend one of the Mods? :confused:
     
  22. agreenster macrumors 68000

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    Probably because there were two threads already about this and yours was the second thread posted, and they consolidated them. But I suspect they explained this in a PM
     
  23. Grimace macrumors 68040

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    Hmmm....I didn't get a PM - maybe it was consolidation. I haven't seen that happen before, usually people get a mini-flame saying

    This has been posted SEVERAL TIMES before:

    1. http://www.macrumors/blahblah
    2. http://www.macrumors/etc.

    I'm not terribly offended I guess, just wondering where my forum went.
     
  24. rueyeet macrumors 65816

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    feh.

    "howl at the moon" --> submit --> The chicken turns around and bends over.

    "destroy the tv" --> submit --> Chicken throws sofa cushions on floor.

    "gimme some sugar baby" * --> submit --> Chicken lies on floor in fetal position and sucks thumb-feathers.

    Subservient, but not too detail-oriented.

    *just trying to stay with the original thread topic. ;) :p
     
  25. Doctor Q Administrator

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    Sorry to confuse you, carletonmusic. I consolidated the two threads last night. The other choice in such a case is to close the thread with a final "this has been posted before" message, but that would lead to the posts in the closed thread falling out of sight of members joining the discussion. I chose to combine the second thread into the first thread so that all posts about this topic would be noticed by future generations of chicken fanciers.

    Carry on.
     

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