OK EVERYONE.
DON'T PANIC.
I DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANY ONE
but
i HAVE THE NEW APPLE PDA !
It is the size of a pack of cigarettes and has a wireless remote control in the form of glasses, controlled by the movement of your pupils. If you already have glasses you can trade in the Glasses Remote for the Glasses Addon Remote Clip for no extra charge.
It is an MP3 player, notepad, digital camera, digital phone, digital media center, internet terminal, handheld video game unit, GPS, encyclopedia, eBook, wacom tablet, surround sound audio reciever, vibrating back massager with a velcro attachment tube for Pringles potato chips.
It has a 4" color screen that has a paperlike FOLD OUT option to make it a 21" WIDESCREEN display with MILLIONS of COLORS.
It has a 1 tb hard drive, and bluetooth connectivity. Optional Loot Mode will download all the music of any Apple computer it is within 100 yards of.
It uses the earth's magnetic field to float 3', 4' or 5' (you can select which in software) off the ground while not in sleep mode.
It holds all your contacts, phone messages, calender info with important dates, appointments and recent conversations. It updates all of these things automatically in real time as you receive the information through your desktop, laptop or bluetooth enabled cell phone.
You can speak into it and it will translate your speech into audio in one of a dozen languages. It is also waterproof, for casual use in the shower or professional deep sea research/exploration applications.
It has high speed wireless internet access anywhere in the world that also allows me to use the cell phone and gps features. When the screen is folded out, you can use the unit to play games online. When the makers of Tribes heard about this device, they made a special Tribes port to run on Macs, and more specifically, this. I can file share and instant message people on it too.
The device also features support for hardware addons. I can hook up a CD burner to the firewire port and burn music directly off the MP3 player. Similarly, I can also hook up external hard drives to the unit and copy off data for backup. I can hook up my external DVD drive to it for movies. It also has multiple monitor support, as well as support for a traditional keyboard/mouse setup.
It has the ability to play both AM/FM and TV signals. HBO still costs extra.
Due to its revolutionary Lego-like construction, hardware upgrades have been coming out as often as software upgrades, and are free.
I'll post again once i've downloaded and replicated the new iSeat floating chair addon. I hear it uses the same electromagnetic wave differential as the original iFloat hover module, except it has the ability to hold 10-15 times the weight.