Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

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  1. Perceptes macrumors member


    Mar 24, 2003
    San Diego, CA
    Here's a fun little game I stole from How it works: One person asks a stupid/humorous question. Then someone else posts a silly answer to the question and poses a new stupid question. And so on and so forth.

    The topic: Apple and the Macintosh

    I'll start it off:

    Q: Why didn't Apple go with puce instead of green for the new iTunes icon?
  2. GeneR macrumors 6502a


    Jan 2, 2003
    The land of delusions, CA.
    Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

    Okay, I'm just dumb enough to go for this idea! :D

    ANSWER: Because nobody at Apple could spell "green" without giggling.

    QUESTION: If Joe was traveling in a train from LA to New York at 55mph and Sam was traveling from Seattle to Detroit, at 110mph, what kind of boxer briefs does Michael Jordon wear?
  3. pseudobrit macrumors 68040


    Jul 23, 2002
    Jobs' Spare Liver Jar
    Re: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

    A: Joe got drunk and fell off the train before he got to New York and his passed-out body derailed Sam's train, killing everyone on board because they were going way too fast. Mike freeballs it.

    Q: If a tree falls in the woods and there's someone around to hear it, does it make a noise if the someone is deaf?

    P.S. remember what teacher says: there's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people.
  4. MacBandit macrumors 604


    Aug 9, 2002
    Springfield, OR (Home of the Simpsons)
    Re: Re: Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

    Okay well I'll answer your question with a question.

    If the tree branch falls on the deaf guy splattering him all over bambi and there is only a blind guy as a witness did it actually happen?
  5. Judo macrumors regular

    Mar 6, 2002
    New Zealand
    A: No because the tree can just get up again and fall on the deaf guy and the blind guy so there will be no witnesses to make a stand which will bring the whole justice system crumbleing down causing complete anarchy. Best not to think about it really.
    There's not such thing as a falling tree anyway. My Dad said so.

    Q: Why are oranges (the fruit) called oranges?
  6. RandomDeadHead macrumors 6502

    Feb 8, 2003
    (A) No, But it did if it splatterd bambi all over the deaf guy, then it did.

    (Q) Why doesent Apple make computers that run windows?
  7. Perceptes thread starter macrumors member


    Mar 24, 2003
    San Diego, CA
    A 1: Because if they were called Reds people would confuse them with communists.

    A 2: The same reason Nintendo didn't make Sonic games back in the day.

    Q: If you went out to lunch with Steve Jobs, where would you take him?

    P.S. Try to keep it to one Q at a time so the thread will be easy to follow. Also, I intended all the questions to be Apple themed, but this works well too. :)
  8. amnesiac1984 macrumors 6502a

    Jun 9, 2002
    A: He'd be taking me to lunch in his learjet, we'd go to a McDonalds in Sri-Lanka.

    Q: Why don't Apple Computers come with a free T-Shirt saying I shot JFK on them?
  9. WinterMute Moderator emeritus


    Jan 19, 2003
    London, England
    A: because it would be a lie, I shot JR, not you or anyone else.

    Q: When will Apple be incorporating a waffle iron into the new PowerBook range? (Oh, and a USB coffee maker would be cool to)
  10. melchior macrumors 65816


    Nov 17, 2002
    A: starting in fall, a Steve Jobs Special Edition usb coffee maker manufactured by griffin will be available. you will see the new powerbook case introduced at the same time. the space between the grooves on the waffle iron have little apple perforations.

    Q: Why does Steve hate the Newton so much?
  11. G4scott macrumors 68020


    Jan 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    A: Steve hates gravity. It brings us all down...

    Q: Can a blind person be dyslexic when reading braile?
  12. hvfsl macrumors 68000


    Jul 9, 2001
    London, UK
    A: Yes they can if they can see it.

    Q: Can a blind person be blind and still see?
  13. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

    Mr. Anderson

    Nov 1, 2001
    Are you trying to get some attention here with the spamming or are you that bored?

    Please refrain from posts like these again.

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