Become a Republican

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Thomas Veil, Apr 2, 2005.

  1. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

    Thomas Veil

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    A friend sent this to me. Apologies if you've already seen it, but it does hit upon a lot of truths.
     
  2. vwcruisn macrumors regular

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    thanks.. i had a good laugh!
     
  3. Mav451 macrumors 68000

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    Hahah, thanks for the great laugh.

    Unfortunately, nearly all of it is true. *shudder*
     
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  5. pseudobrit macrumors 68040

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    Anything can be political...

    (dramatic music)

    in America! (fanfare)

    As soon as they find an issue that would normally be apolitical (say, Elian Gonzales or Terri Schaivo) but they know which side the Democrats would come down on (typically the side of reason, science, or the rule of law) should there be a wedge created with the case, they'll use the full force of their machine to drive that wedge (typically an emotional appeal), which they then use to highlight a broader accusation, like how Democrats bow to international laws and support Communists (Gonzales) or that liberal activist judges are so widespread and rampant that they murder cripples (Schaivo).

    It's brilliant, really.
     
  6. Mav451 macrumors 68000

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    Well if you consider the political field a white-dominated area (which is STILL is, look at the faces of the President/Senate/etc.), then consider how many whites even EAT Tofu.

    Not that many.

    Remember that Bush Sr. hated broccoli (wtf?!)...and you can sorta see the relationship between conservative thinking >> conservative eating styles. They choose not to try new things.

    Those who do eat tofu, I'm betting have tried alot of other stuff too.
    Seriously, just the other day I watched with a smirk at my face when a white girl was "scared" of eating sushi. (and we're not even talking about sashimi here)

    ...

    Its just rice and fake crab meat. That's not scary. Would that girl rather try stomachs? Frog legs? Honestly.
     
  7. pseudobrit macrumors 68040

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    I've never tried stomachs, but frog legs are delicious and sushi hits the spot (the fresh L.A. sushi anyway). Nothing beats crawfish though.
     
  8. sethypoo macrumors 68000

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    Yeah, I didn't realize that baby's were "Republican."
     
  9. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    For the GOP, family is everything.. "Family Values"
     
  10. takao macrumors 68040

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    sushi...brrrrr ..raw fish..perhaps the lack of sea ... drives me away from that stuff

    ontopic: the pictures are really neat
     
  11. kuyu macrumors 6502a

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    That's hilarious.

    I especially like the part about the more you talk about Jesus, the less you have to act like him.

    And the landslide victory of over 1% clearly shows that Democrats are done for.

    If you want to see the circle of life, order a meatlovers pizza.

    Genius, pure genius. :)
     

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