beej smoking is bad for you

Discussion in 'Community' started by mac15, May 11, 2002.

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    mac15

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    Hey beej check the new avatar
    No offence but smoking is bad for you:D
    hahahahahahahahah cough cough cough
    :D :D
     
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    Beej

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    LOL :D

    Beleive it or not, I was actually going to use a very similar avatar once I ran out of ideas for my 'hardcore' series.

    And I'd just like to go on the record (again) and say that smoking is bad, mmmkay? I don't smoke. *points finger at everyone* And neither should you!

    ...erm, can you point your finger at everyone? Let's just pretend you can... :D
     
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    mac15

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    I don't have that many fingers.......:D
    And for all those smokers come join my group and quit (not that I ever started) cause it ruins your life
     
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    Beej

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    Mmm, some words of wisdom there... :p
     
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    mac15

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    I think it will go down in history......:D
    just think on saturday the 11th,2002 mac15 said........blah blah blah
    :D
     
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    eyelikeart

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    shouldn't that have been posted in "Post Etiquette?"

    afterall...the subject matter is intelligent somewhat relevant... ;)
     
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    Macmaniac

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    Why would you want to smoke? If you smoke while you use your mac your mac will smell bad, and have the greater chance of catching on fire thanks to a misplaced ciggy. I would not want to have tar marks on my iBook!
     
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    Mr. Anderson

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    Don't even get me started![​IMG]

    Hey beej, you thought about giving you 'tars patches to help quit smoking? You have to think about their health you know. Could be a whole new series....:D
     
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    Beej

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    LOL :D

    Could be funny. I'm gunna finish this current series off first - I've a million ideas in my head. If only I could use my brain to do useful things... ;)
     
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    just a note

    you do realize that if you point your finger..not fingers....at everyone...you are in fact pointing 3 at yourself?....kinda sux...considering how you have one finger to everyone, 6 billion people, and 3 for only one person...just thought to be a **** for a bit:)...no harm meant...
     
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    Beej

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    Re: just a note

    He he... well in that case, I point all ten digits at everyone. Even though that's ten digits between 6 billion people at about 1.67^-9 digits per person (assuming everyone gets an equal share of my digits), each person still has infinitely more of my digits pointed at them than I do.

    Is everyone happy now? :p
     
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    cb911

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    yeah, i'm happy now. i'm glad to find out that you don't smoke.:)
     
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    mac15

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    Awwwww wasn't that sweet
    My dad smokes and its terrible, it stinks
    I tell him to quit buthe couldn't last and hour he gets the ****s
    I can't win
     
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    rainman::|:|

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    Okay obviously someone needs to stand up for all the smokers here...

    smoking is good for me, that tar is the only thing holding my lungs together!!!

    actually i'm "allowed" to smoke... anxiety disorder, it keeps me from snapping... and no one here wants that... ;)

    pnw
     
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    Mr. Anderson

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    All depends on what you're smoking, now doesn't it?:D
     
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    jelloshotsrule

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    i smoke crack. how's that?

    smoking is just gross and pointless. if you really need a high, don't you just feel like a wimp from smoking. shoot something in your arms. snort something. don't take the pansy route and breathe something in...

    ha

    oh yeah, that was not directed to you duke. just the first line... booyah.

    though, maybe we could make a psa in 3d about why to do hard drugs and not pansy ones... ha
     
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    teabgs

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    Wow, that reminds me
    [sarcasm]
    One time I was at this dance, at my old school
    where I used to go.
    Well this girl who I liked a lot wanted to dance.
    So I was slow dancing with her and then she smelled like smoke
    and it was gross.
    So I didn't kiss her[/sarcasm]
    :p

    Jesus man! These kind os posts are so frequet from you! BTW I'm not trying to be offensive, just poking some fun! I was driving from DC to NYC today and for some reason (I was thinking about macrumors and how I didnt know what was going on because I hadnt been here in over 24 hours). So I was thinking about all the "brilliant" posts by mac15. and now I come to check whats up and this is waiting for me! :D
     
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    Beej

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    mac15 adds a whole other dimension to this place. It just wouldn't be the same without him...
     
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    teabgs

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    That's too true. The forums would definately not be as entertaining without comments such as

    "She is cool cause she is hot"....

    HAHAHAHA! I love it, keep up the posts mac15!:D
     
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    rainman::|:|

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    ever try and snort weed? i still sneeze hash sometimes... man what a night... trust me some things are better smoked!

    lol
    :)
    pnw
     
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    Beej

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    You idiot! :p You must have already been on something to try that...

    :D
     
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    cleo

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    Try homeopathy. I was up to 8 or 9 panic attacks a week, and between the homeopathy and resuming meditation I'm quite anxiety-free. Yay! :D
     
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    rainman::|:|

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    thx for the info :) I meditate frequently, mostly for insomnia, and am on a slew of things to curb it... anxiety, i mean, not meditation ;) never tried homeopathy tho... perhaps i shall give it a whirl! i have a friend that's very into that sort of thing... i need a good granola lesbian to guide me! there's a shortage of those in iowa... you will now move here :)

    hehe
    pnw
     
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    cleo

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    LOL. Ok, what the hell. Everybody, I'm moving to Iowa!

    (Actually, I was in Illinois once - which I presume to be quite similar to Iowa - and got lost on a two-lane road in a corn field. I think that might have been when my panic attacks first started... :D)

    Google "classical homeopathy" for more info. A quick search turned up one practitioner in Iowa City, but I'm sure there's one in Des Moines as well.
     
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    mac15

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    Thought I had to reply since it half about me
    and cheers tbgs and beej (my aussie stunt double)
     

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