Best "Job Wanted" Ad Ever...

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by mactastic, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Apologies if this has been posted already, I looked but did not find it.

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    Nice...
    :D
     
  2. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    Well, at least you know he's not going to lie on the employment application about past criminal history. :D

    That's CLASSIC!
     
  3. Boggle macrumors 6502

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    ROFLMAO! And I choked on my water! Oh, if I had the capital. Hired! Instantly. I wouldn't even need an actual business.
     
  4. d_and_n5000 macrumors 6502a

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    Well, he was honest. Honesty goes far in a lot of places.

    But I still don't think anyone will hire him. Sad, really.
     
  5. macdaddy121 macrumors 6502a

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    Sounds like he is trying to better himself now. I can't forget his previous actions but I can forgive him for them. If I read that and had a business I would atleast interview the guy. Worst case scenario....he tries to sell you a dime bag. ;)
     
  6. Doctor Q Administrator

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    How do you know he's not covering up for a much more serious crime, such as failing to tip a waiter at least 15%, or not yielding to the driver on the right at a 4-way stop sign? He could have made up that history to avoid having his real history revealed!
     
  7. calebjohnston macrumors 68000

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  8. cycocelica macrumors 68000

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    he is actually well qualified according to his ad, as long as he is not lying. He would be a good employee but I doubt anyone with respect will hire him. Sad.
     
  9. jadekitty24 macrumors 65816

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    I've seen this before...it cracks me up every time.
     
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  11. WildCowboy Administrator/Editor

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    His crimes were committed in the US...I'd imagine he's an American now living in Canada. Wonder if he's just trying to make a fresh start someplace new or if he's still on the run for something...
     
  12. xsedrinam macrumors 601

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    Good laugh. Extradition aside, we'll make him a national hero by 2010, that is if Martha Stewart doesn't try to hire him on, first.
     
  13. wrc fan macrumors 65816

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    he apparently wasn't very good at running his business or he we wouldn't have been caught.
     
  14. Xander562 macrumors 68000

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  15. adk macrumors 68000

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    Hell, this approach works for hackers, get caught, get hired by the government. I'm sure he has great experience if he can smuggle $100 million of pot he has a lot of business savvy. I think he makes a very strong case for himself.
     

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