Best Signature

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by G99, May 29, 2006.

  1. G99 macrumors 6502

    G99

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    Maybe 'tis time to make a best signature competition! :eek:
    What could happen is people submit ones they think are good, and after a while, make a poll or something.
    Some that could be included are:

    TigerPRO -
    Mac OS X is what Windows users dream about; they just don't know it

    Powerbook G5 -
    Panther-\Pan"ther\, n. A large dark-colored variety of leopard with fierce carnivorous instinct.
    Longhorn-\Long"horn\, n. A long-horned beef cattle formerly common in the southwestern United States.
    Which would you rather be at the end of the day? Think about it... ;)

    mad jew -
    some things are better mad...

    Mitthrawnuruodo -
    NEVER TRUST A COMPUTER YOU CAN"T LIFT!

    PlaceofDis -
    Dim my eyes...on the waves of confession...

    Thomas Veil -
    "Lincoln had an IQ of 120. Bush's IQ is under four score and seven." -- David Letterman

    IJ Reilly -
    One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. —Mark Twain

    d_and_n5000 -
    "Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation."
    Steve Jobs

    skunk -
    "The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted the spoons." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

    ~Shard~ -
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
    - Leonardo da Vinci

    Feel free to submit your own favourites! :)
     
  2. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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  3. Lau Guest

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    Heheheheh. :D I think you should keep as evidence just in case we need to hold him to it. :p
     
  4. rdowns Suspended

    rdowns

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    Praying Conroe never sees the inside of an iMac.
     
  5. iGary Guest

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    Your turned on and you know it. :D
     
  6. Chaszmyr macrumors 601

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    Why...?


    EDIT: Oh wait, in light of iGary's comment, I think I get it.
     
  7. d_and_n5000 macrumors 6502a

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    I nominate...

    d_and_n5000's:

    "Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation."
    Steve Jobs​
    So awesome, isn't it?
     
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    rdowns

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    Up yours™ :D
     
  9. Felldownthewell macrumors 65816

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    On the day that its announced I'm thinking that more people will be on the "iGary running naked" thread than to the "iMac Update" thread...:eek: :p
     
  10. Abstract macrumors Penryn

    Abstract

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    Did someone say, "free pr0n?"

    And now there's so much pressure for iGary to stick to his words. ;)
     
  11. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    Better watch out. The day that happens the MR servers will go on overload because of the increase in traffic to the thread with his running naked posted. :D
     
  12. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    If we are lucky, they will be filming a segment of COPS, and just happen to take a donut break in his apartment parking lot about the time this all happens.
     
  13. iGary Guest

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    Looks like I better start getting to the gym, just in case.
     
  14. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    You know, this thread made me think mine might be taken the wrong way by Jews. I haven't had any complaints, but should I maybe change it? Obviously there's no intention to be derogatory. :eek:
     
  15. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    Change it?! It's a classic! Then again, I'm only potentially part-Jewish through my illegitimate great-grandmother who's father was suspected to be a prominent Jew in her German town....
     
  16. Felldownthewell macrumors 65816

    Felldownthewell

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    I'm Jewish and I find it funny! 'Specialy 'cause I know you don't mean it in a hateful way. Of course it would be funnier if you WERE Jewish, but you can't change it now! It would be sacreligious. Or something.
     
  17. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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  18. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    wow, i'm surprised my new signature was noticed. i just changed it today too.
    its probably one of the first creative things i've written in the past few months that i thought was decent. i won't be changing it now. :D
     
  19. mad jew Moderator emeritus

    mad jew

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    Okay, I love this one far too much. :D


     
  20. zach macrumors 65816

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    I'm jewish and i couldn't possibly be any less offended.
     
  21. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    Always laughed at Abstract sig.....funny stuff right there.


    Bless
     
  22. iGav macrumors G3

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    My one... now will someone please just buy it. ;) :D
     
  23. G99 thread starter macrumors 6502

    G99

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    Should my new sig be added? I'm not sure because if it ain't any good, the "best" signatures list, and competition in the future ;) would be biased...:)
     
  24. cslewis macrumors 6502a

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    I think I remember ~Shard~ having a good one. I'm not sure if he's changed it by now, though...
     
  25. Unorthodox macrumors 65816

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    Ow. Not so loud.
    Massive hangover.

    ~Shard~'s sig is...
    With all due respect to ~Shard~.
     

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