Beware! It's the honeybun of the beast!

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  1. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    OK, so admitedly this isn't the best thing for lunch (at 4PM). But it's the "best" the vending machine had to offer. Imagine my surprise when I realized when it "expired"!

    I should note, it was sinfully yummy. But now I have a belly ache? :confused:

    Semi hidden junk: OK, so I know it's 6/6/06 and not 6/6/6.. but whatever. If The Omen can use that stupidity, so can I.
     

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  2. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Just wait until it starts feeding within you, growing, yearning for life... :D
     
  3. yellow thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Honeybun of the Beast -> Tapeworm of the Beast? :eek:
     
  4. kildraik macrumors 6502a

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    Your only supposed to eat half and kill pidgeons with the rest. :eek:
     
  6. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Just as long as this little fella doesn't make an appearance you'll be fine... :eek:

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  7. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    Too bad they didn't have moon pies in the vending machine. Mmmmm..... :D
     
  8. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    How horrible :eek:

    Oh, wait....they are pigeons, so they probably deserve it. ;) :)
     
  9. Felldownthewell macrumors 65816

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    Well I hope you post a picture of when the devil-worm thing in your stomach pops out like in Alien!:eek:

    "Hey guys, check this out! i thought I'd post a pic on MR before I'm rushed to the hospital!":D
     
  10. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    No, that is not a good thing to have inside your stomach. :eek: ;) :D
     
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  12. Felldownthewell macrumors 65816

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    Don't worry, I've got a few and its no biggie. I figure a few Tylenol'll clear them out. ;)
     
  13. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    It's better in there than sat on your belly wearing your liver as a hat. :eek: :D
     
  14. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Yes, please do post some pics- you know how much we love them. ;) :)
     
  15. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    You might need something a tad stronger than that.

    I suppose..... ;) :D
     
  16. dcv macrumors G3

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    What is that? Is it supposed to look like that or did someone just run over it? Looks like a strange squished object with some sort of seepage! :eek:
     
  17. Lau Guest

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    I was wondering a similar thing. Looks like a sweaty Greggs' yumyum.

    I suspect Mrs Freshley isn't as fresh as she perhaps hopes.
     
  18. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I'm thinking it's something like a Danish pastry, or something...
     
  19. Lau Guest

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    Incidentally, if you google "honeybun", it appears to be mainly porn... Yellow, what did you eat?! Some sort of devil-loving, fetishy, squashed pastry, apparently. :D
     
  20. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    A honeybun is kinda like a long donut strand wrapped (or cinnamon bun dough) around into the shape of a bun and drizzled with honey. Eh, there are other pastries that I would prefer over them.
     
  21. yellow thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    Believe me, it tastes as good as it looks.

    And it kinda looks like a sugar glazed pile of dog ****.
     
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    Yeah, you throw some pieces at cars when they're driving by, and the pidgeons fly tow........ :eek:
     
  23. Daveway macrumors 68040

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    You should've gotten that thing blessed by a priest seeing that it expires "06/06/06".:p
     
  24. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Sounds almost appetizing. :eek:
     
  25. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    LOL :D Thanks for the advice....perhaps, I should try it some time.... ;) :D

    Even then I don't think that I would have consumed it. :eek: ;) :)
     

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