BLOODY HELL!!! Phrases you use.

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  1. Lacero macrumors 604

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    Just this morning, I went to make some coffee but there were no more grinds in the coffee grinder. Wife is asleep and I don't want to wake her with the grinder noises. So, I am like all angry.
     
  2. eva01 macrumors 601

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  3. munkle macrumors 68030

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    I would type a sympathetic response but frankly I've forgotten what you were even talking about, I'm far more interested in this giant mug of coffee in front of me, mmm.....blue mountain coffee...
     
  4. Guitarius macrumors 6502a

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    Community Coffee all the way.

    Anyway. Just wake her up and drink your coffee. How can man be expected to work all day without a cup of coffee?
     
  5. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    • ****ing hell
    • This is all ****ed up
    • **** it
    • What a load of ****ing ****


    I enjoy my job.
     
  6. Savage Henry macrumors 65816

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    Sounds like you've been ear-wigging my quarterly performance appraisel... ;)

    These days I am opting out of the shouts and into the cold intense stares of hatred...and you find less people wanting to talk to you in the day. A kind of Win-Win.


    Solution to the coffeee/wake up : wake her up, say you thought she was having a nightmare, give here a small concerning hug of love as she comes to terms with the morning, then softly say, "I'll make you a nice fresh coffee to make you feel better ..."
     
  7. Lacero thread starter macrumors 604

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    I'm not allowed to swear. :(

    I just replace it with "fudge" or "fish".
     
  8. zelmo macrumors 603

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    "That's ****ing beautiful" is probably my favorite phrase at work lately. Use only with dripping sarcasm, please..
     
  9. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Sorry, I omitted the stage whispers, muttered imprecations and false smiles.

    Ooo... but looks. I am the evil queen of dirty looks, voted unanimously to the heights of this exalted status by an unrepresentative straw-poll of my team colleagues.
     
  10. clayj macrumors 604

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    My favorite is a slow, drawn out F-word a la Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) in Major League. (I'm pretty sure he says it when he finally throws a strike after 12 straight balls, and Haywood hits it for a grand slam home run.)
     
  11. 5300cs macrumors 68000

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    A few of my favorites:

    "(Oh) F off"
    "***** whatever"
    "Get the F on"
    "Get the F out my face"


    ...I've got some annoying students in my school ;)
     
  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I usually say ****, but I may say **** as well. It depends on the situation.
     
  13. clayj macrumors 604

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    All the **** (seriously, I just typed 4 asterisks there) in this thread remind me of the reason why that character is also sometimes referred to as the "Nathan Hale". Hale, if you will recall, famously said "I regret that I have but one ass to risk for my country."

    :p
     
  14. tangerineyum macrumors 6502

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    I am a giant fan of the F-Bomb, to me its more for comic relief. The gf hates it, everyone else gets a good laugh. Even my mother laughs, we're a very strange family.
     
  15. Savage Henry macrumors 65816

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    I tend to put this like that down to jealousy .... but I try not to dwell on the fact that I possibly have nothing in the world they can be jealous about ... as so resume my glares of bitterness ... and then shake things up a bit with an occasional act of sweet benevolance...

    Yessirreee ... foul looks will always out do a swear ... and anyone who disagrees can go f*** themselves.
     
  16. eva01 macrumors 601

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    Just say "frack" ah battlestar gallactica.
     
  17. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    When I'm mad at someone for something that happened or whatever, I usually yell out 'Are you f***ing kidding me! I don't know why it just happens.
     
  18. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    you have a wife?

    i guess the dollar goes a long way these days
     
  19. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    A man after my own heart.

    *long plaintive sigh*

    Must get back to re-reading 'The Prince' sometime before I return to work.
     
  20. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    Bloody Hell (in honor of a buddy from Oz)

    Jeebus!

    c'mon, work you stupid POS

    Oh for F**** sake

    Bloody F****ing hell

    feck (thank you Fr. Ted)

    and my favorite:

    Oh, you stupid **** ******* ****-******* *****-****** ***** *** **** ******!!!! :rolleyes: :D (I only used it once)
     
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  22. Savage Henry macrumors 65816

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    My god ... remind me never to get into a mind war of manipulation with you ....!!
     
  23. Lacero thread starter macrumors 604

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    It was on credit. I'm still paying it off. [​IMG]
     
  24. juicedus macrumors member

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    I use chill ****ers a lot. its got a nice ring.
     

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