Breasts tell a woman's personality?

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  1. Applespider macrumors G4

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    An Italian psychologist has come up with a theory that the shape of a woman's breasts reflects her personality. I guess I'm larger than life then ;)

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/25/breast_shape/

    Absolutely ridiculous and I love The Register's take on the sexologist but it amused me on a Monday morning and it's a change from the male genitalia threads!
     
  2. virividox macrumors 601

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    ahah what a laugh

    what scares me is women with pineapple breasts...those are very prickly and oddly shaped...errr
     
  3. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    I'd love to know who the hell finances these morons :eek: Good to see that these people are hard at work on things that metter :rolleyes:
     
  4. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    :p :p :p

    Those are the kind of articles you can't discuss with your girl, just touch and conclude yourself, otherwise she will be looking your shape :eek:

    BTW, Why didn't they include apples? :confused:

    Edit: Cream... mmm! Yummi! ;)
     
  5. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Errr...

    My breasts look like breasts: not like a fruit salad.

    Guess I'm about average...
     
  6. iGav macrumors G3

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    I bet they are... ;) heheheheh
     
  7. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    heh heh, very true. I bet there's arguments over who get's any overtime going! :D
     
  8. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    It's a big dilemma for some people to post here, or in the "20 random things", or in the "New nickels" threads... :rolleyes:

    New nickels and tax refunds threads have more replies than this thread :confused:

    Geeks! :D
     
  9. Lyle macrumors 68000

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    I felt sure that mymemory would have posted in this thread by now.
     
  10. applemacdude macrumors 68040

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    he must be busy attending to some other business......
     
  11. ziwi macrumors 65816

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    This is going to be bad...but

    to quote the Wiggles - "Fruit Salad, yummie, yummie" :)

    * for those non-parents out there the Wiggles are a group of 4 star trek shirted Aussies that sing and dance on a childrens show...
     
  12. apple2991 macrumors 6502

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    If you're going to believe in a crackpot physical representation of personality traits, phrenology has a lot more history to love.
     
  13. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    That was quite good for a laugh this morning...

    But he failed in one aspect - what about fake breasts? These are the genetically altered fruits here and since the women actually choose what they want, that might have more bearing on their personality than anything nature gave them to begin with.

    D
     
  14. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    And you took the fun off... :mad:

    :D

    J/K

    On the way home I was just looking some gals trying to determinate her personality ... ;)
     
  15. Lord Blackadder macrumors G5

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    Ha, I don't really know what to say...

    This guy's theory only holds water if all womens' breasts actually resemble some sort of fruit....sounds like a topic ripe for research, but I doubt such research will be fruitful.




    :D :D
     
  16. emw macrumors G4

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    Ah, yes. My nightmare. Thanks. ;)

    * I have a 4 year old and a 1 1/2 year old. I am all too familiar with such classics as "fruit salad" and "Peanut, peanut butter. Jelly!"
     
  17. emw macrumors G4

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    Seriously, though... Pineapples? I'm trying to imagine what that equates to in real life. I don't think I've ever met a woman with pineapple breasts. Ouch.
     
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    Really, thanks for that (glad I haven't eaten yet) :(
     
  20. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    It's my Major League Baseball pleasure!
     
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    "His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson."
     
  23. emw macrumors G4

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    Thanks, but my damn work firewall won't let me go there. I'll check it out from home.
     
  24. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    haha, love that book/movie

    this thread cracked me up, thanks guys/gals
     
  25. cleo macrumors 65816

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    Wow. Just... wow. Good to know that cures for cancer and AIDS have been found, if this is what passes for scientific inquiry!

    (And pineapples? WTF?)
     

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