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British fakers

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by diorio, Nov 18, 2002.

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    It seems that women aren't the only ones faking "it" in the bedroom, men are doing it too. Orgasmo (I don't know why, but I'm obsessed with British sex current events.)
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    I faked this weekend.
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    Er... how do boys fake it? I thought it only goes soft if it, you know, reaches its goal. Or can you fake 'soft'?!

    Just a dyke in need of answers... :)
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    Mr. Anderson

    I don't know how you guys are faking - maybe with a condom, but even then, you have to have some sort of evidence of actually getting there, right?

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    why would a guy fake it in the 1st place?
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    I guess you've not had many sexual encounters, huh.
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    god how i've wished i could fake it at times... i've faked *enjoyment* a lot, the orgasms were on their own--

    BTW, on Wellbutrin, many guys can have multiples ;)

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    Mr. Anderson

    you're just showing you're inexperience there.....I could think of several reasons, but personally, I wouldn't and just comment to my wife that it ain't going to happen tonight ;) which sometimes happens if you've had a bit to drink....but its still fun trying.

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    Sometimes, after a couple of hours, the girl gets tired. Sometimes the guy just doesn't feel like finishing. But...

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    Let's say you get done too quickly. Instead of being embarasssed, try and keep it up and keep going for at least a somewhat respectable amount of time. When you figure you've at least competed with her ex-boyfriends, then fake it and go to sleep!

    But.... umm... that's just a guess. I wouldn't really know about that myself. :rolleyes:
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    That's not necessarily a bad thing... :p

    The few girls I've been with, I had absolutely no reason to "fake it", so I can't really comprehend wanting to do that either. And may that day never come. (Oops, this belongs in the pun thread! Bwahaha! :D Heh, sorry...)
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    Well at least you spelled it with a "ome" and not a "um".:D

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