Britney Spears Files For Divorce

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  1. rowdy268 macrumors member

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    Seriously...is this really "breaking news" for our country...MSNBC has it listed as a breaking news story...wow...wish I didn't have anything else to do today!
     
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    That seems appropriate. This is the same MSNBC that follows broken airplanes live in hopes that they'll crash, right?
     
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    Gosh, I hope maybe she'll get back with Justin. That would be so cool. I wonder when, like, she's going to come out with another album. Maybe she'll diss Federslime on it. That would be cool, too.
     
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    You wish.Of course, so do I...
     
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    A Borat quote is coming to mind.. something about a "wizard's sleeve".
     
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    *** rushes to see movie so as to gain insight into inside joke ***
     
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    She realized a change needed to be made when only 300 people showed up for Kevin's concert and he had to beg the venue to let him perform.
     
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    Perhaps it was the pervasive sound of a toilet flushing whenever she discussed her career future with her manager?
     
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    Just in time for my divorce. Im thinking this is a sign. If she gets back in "Im a Slave for You" form, Im sooo gonna ask her out. ;)
     
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    Well, the bar's been set pretty low, so you might just have a chance. ;)

    Edit: it's also worth noting that CNN considers it breaking news as well....
     
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    Here's your opening line:

    Foin lady'd yew be so kahnd as t'exco't me t'th' lowcal social estableeshment?
     
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    this friend of mine heard the news too and he is drooling right now...
     

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    She was on David Letterman last night and looked absolutely fabulous!

    And that is from someone who is jealous! lol. wished I could have looked that good after having 2 kids back to back.
     
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    As does the BBC, who have the story on their main news page. Currently, it appears to be a bigger story than Saddam 'executed within weeks', which has been banished to the 'Other Top Stories' sidebar.

    Personally, I think the writing was on the wall when Federline got FU'd by John Cena. :D
     
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    Interesting. I thought the writing dated back to the moment she met him....

    On the obviously very likely chance she reads the MR forums:

    Good call, Britney! Need a shoulder to cry on? Just let me know! Sure, you looked great on Letterman, but you are more than just a body, you're a great person! In case you were wondering, I also have children by another woman and have been told I have terrible fashion sense, so, hey, I might make for a good transitional relationship!
     
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    Is anyone really surprised by this? If you are, raise your hand so I can smack you.
     
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    Well I had money on getting an invitation to their Golden Wedding celebrations.
     
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    So did CNN....and its election day! I don't give a **** about her...I want to know when its offical them Dems have taken control of some real power in Washington!
     
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    It's just to tide you over until the results start coming in. To be honest, I'm sick of the talking heads rehashing the same stuff over and over again.

    We need a little Britney news just for something different.
     
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    No surprise here. I love Britney Spears but her marriage to K-Fed is such a sham. Thankfully, she pulled a Whitney while still young and with what remnants of dignity left.

    TMZ.com for all your latest celebrity news! :p :)
     
  25. eMac4ever macrumors regular

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    When it was announced on TRL, people were clapping! Lol

    Look at this TMZ Poll:

    Is Britney better off without him?
    Yes 96%
    No 4%
    Total Votes: 110,562

    When I first heard the news, I squealed with excitement! Hopefully, this means that she be able to get her new album out quicker. I read that she has an iron-clad prenuptial. Can someone please describe to me what that is?
     

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