Brokeback Mountain shopping list.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Chundles, Feb 18, 2006.

  1. Chundles macrumors G4

    Chundles

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    I mean no offense by this OK guys, please don't take it the wrong way. I found it on another thread and thought it was a crack up. I have nothing against gay people at all, and I hope everyone can see this for what it is - just a bit of taking the piss....I hate feeling like I have to write a disclaimer. People here should know I am in no way prejudiced against anyone.... except those damned bigots...

    Here it is, the Brokeback Mountain Shopping List:

    WEEK ONE
    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey

    WEEK TWO
    Beans
    Ham
    Coffee
    Whiskey


    WEEK THREE
    Beans
    Pancetta
    Espresso
    Whiskey


    WEEK FOUR
    Fresh Fava beans
    Jasmine rice
    Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
    Medallions of veal
    Porcini mushrooms
    1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
    1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
    5-6 bottles good Chardonnay


    WEEK FIVE
    Yukon Gold potatoes
    Heavy whipping cream
    Asparagus (very thin)
    Eggs
    Lemons
    Gruyere cheese (well aged)
    Walnuts
    Arugula
    Butter
    Olive oil
    Balsamic vinegar
    6 yards white silk organdy
    6 yards pale ivory taffeta
    Case of Chardonnay

    :D :D :D
     
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  3. jonparadise macrumors member

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    I'm gay myself Chundles, and took it right way!

    Funny stuff. :p
     
  4. jonparadise macrumors member

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    I think it's meant to mean they were living a bit like your average cowboy at the start, and by the end were a little more 'finessed' if that's a word.
     

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