Bumper Stickers

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  1. diorio macrumors 6502a

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    I was recently in a store where many funny bumper stickers are sold. Some would probably piss some people off, like "He died in 33AD get over it" but still amusing none the less. Anyone have any good bumper stickers on their vehicles?
     
  2. metfoo macrumors member

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    my college is in mount pleasant michigan. an area that is flat as can be. there arent any hills at all in this area. Anyways, they sell stickers here saying "Mount Pleasant, the climb was worth it"
     
  3. iGav macrumors G3

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    Re: Bumper Stickers

    I like that......... :p if I had a car I'd have that one......... :p :p
     
  4. diorio thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Re: Re: Bumper Stickers

    I actually bought that one.;) I just want to see the response on it before I told everyone though. I go to church and all but I believe religion is a personal thing, so keep it to yourself. Kind of goes along the lines of the bumper sticker "I don't mind Jesus, it's his followers who are *******s". This can be true and quite annoying when you have the door to door people "selling their religion" . They need to read one of those bumper stickers.:p
     
  5. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    There's a town next to mine that's called Pharr, and there are bumper stickers that say "Gone Too Pharr"

    I still like "I'm driving this way just to piss you off", and "Keep Honking, I'm reloading"
     
  6. demonx macrumors regular

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    I like the one that says something like

    "Im not following too closely, im drafting":D
     
  7. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    We have a small town right down the road from me called Hell. The bumper stickers read "I've been to Hell and back!". I think there is also one that says "Hell froze over", or something like that.:D
     
  8. scem0 macrumors 604

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    Wow, a town called 'Hell'. Hard to believe. Is Hell short for
    something, or is it just Hell? That is weird. There are a million
    bumper stickers they could make having a name like that.

    I would definitely get one of those 'He died in 33 AD, get over it'
    stickers if I could find one. My mother would never approve though,
    being that she is very religious. I don't care, im a rebel, who cares
    about my mom.
    Well, I guess I do, but I care not about her religion.
     
  9. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    I've seen something like this before on a black Jeep Wrangler:

    "I'm a REDNECK
    and damn proud of it!" :p
     
  10. scem0 macrumors 604

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    Yeah, Ive seen the redneck ones, living in Texas and all :D.

    There are also the 'life's a beach' ones that are always funny. :D
     
  11. metfoo macrumors member

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    theres also a hell in the cayman islands on grand cayman. Its called that due to the rock formations. it looks pretty cool. I used to have a tshirt that said I had been to hell and back. I would lovee to go back there some day
     
  12. JupiterZen macrumors regular

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    Re: Bumper Stickers

    I have one lying around that says:

    "Ik rem alleen voor Jezus" which is dutch and translates into:

    "I'll only break for Jesus"

    Made by someone making really funny controversial TV here in the Netherlands.

    :D :cool:
     
  13. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    Wow, a town called 'Hell'. Hard to believe. Is Hell short for
    something, or is it just Hell? That is weird. There are a million
    bumper stickers they could make having a name like that.

    It is just Hell. I'm not too sure why they named it that, but I think it was because of an argument between the town founder, and the settlers.
    BTW, it's about 30 min NW of Ann Arbor, MI.
     
  14. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Here you go,
     

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  15. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    I've never really been that big a fan of bumperstickers - but I've seen a couple good ones over the years. Can't really remember many -

    'Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this planet'

    How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-****

    and a quick search came up with this - almost makes me want to go and get one now.

    http://www.felionsjoint.com/bumperstickers.html

    Boldly going nowhere

    100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

    There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
     
  16. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    That was hilarious. I like it when you see these cars plastered with bumper stickers, you know, the really old station wagons driven by vegetarians against Bush, and people like that... It's even funnier when they contradict themselves.
     
  17. Durandal7 macrumors 68040

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    Heh, I still Vote Dukakis! bumper stickers around.
     
  18. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    Politics may not be the oldest profession, but then the results are the same...

    btw they censored the hell out of that "silly bumperstickers" website... still funny tho :)

    oh, and
    I'm *trying* to see things from your point of view, but i can't get my head that far up my ass!

    pnw
     
  19. Doctor Q Administrator

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    On my own car I used to have this bumper sticker:

    Help! The paranoids are after me!

    Among those I saw on other cars, I liked the often-seen

    If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!

    But my all-time favorite was the one, on a psychedelic painted VW van, that said:

    Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here!

    Strictly speaking, my next two favorites weren't bumper stickers. When those Baby on Board! signs were popular, I liked these parodies:

    Mother-in-Law In Trunk! and Baby Carries No Cash!

    Finally, when you don't have a funny bumper sticker, you might as well have a good license plate frame. I often park behind a car with a license plate frame saying "Blonds are not dumb!" The joke? It is mounted up-side-down!
     
  20. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    I like the "Dr.Kevorkian For Surgeon General"

    Or however you spell it, you know what I mean...
     
  21. diorio thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    I hope my car doesn't get keyed for having the "He died in 33 AD, Get over it" bumper sticker, but I doubt it will. Another funny one is "I was klingon before klingon was cool". The store I was at had a couple hundred different kinds, I almost wish I had a huge truck to plaster them onto.
     
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  23. evildead macrumors 65816

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    Re: diorio -Christian Vandals-

    I had a "Darwin" Fish on my car... the one that looks like a Jeus fish only it has leggs and it says "Darwin" in it. I used to have I mean... some one ripped it off my car (leaving scratches on my car) then broke it in 2, left on part on my windshield ( so I would see that it was deliberate) and Im guessing that they took the other pice home as a trophy....

    So diorio... you might have to worrie about Christian Vandals attacking you after all.

    I was at a gas station up in the moutains one time and I was refused service because of my Darwin fish. All the gas stations there were Full service only. When the guy came out to fill me up. He saw the fish... he told me that Darwin was a fool and that he was doing the work of the devil... he then gave me directions to a gas station that was about 2-3 miles away... a gas station that would serve me. I never even said anything to the guy to provoke him.. I just let him rant.. then left when he asked me to. He seemed like the kind of guy that carried a gun... I didnt want to aruge.

    -evildead
     
  24. loser macrumors newbie

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    Best one I saw said:
    God Was My Co-Pilot, But We Crashed In The Mountains And I Had To Eat Him.
     
  25. ShaolinMiddleFinger macrumors 6502a

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    1. Don't Vote All Politicians Lie
    2. Microsoft Sucks
     

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