Caption Competition Time!

Discussion in 'Picture Gallery' started by jive, Jun 5, 2006.

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    Steve: (calmly) Your lie is just getting bigger and bigger.

    Bill: (excitedly) We haven't stolen ANYthing from you! I swear!!!
     
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    steve: No. Seriously, Bill. Its THIS big.
     
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    "Seriously, Steve. You look so much cuter with the glasses on."
     
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    Steve: That's a very good impersonation of a Tiger Mr. Gates, but if you really want to scare children I'll teach you the trick of the dissapearing pointer finger....
     
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    Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.
     
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    best yet! LOL!
     
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    Hahaha, he's so full of himself talking over there. He has no idea that I have perfected the Vulcan Neck Grip™!!!!! *evil laugh*

    :)
     
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    I've been sitting here for ten minutes and nothing.

    I got as far as "Hey Bill..."
     
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    "I copped a feel and it was sooooo sweet"
    "Yeah but did you lift the skirt?"
     
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    [​IMG]

    OMG, Steve, you're such an *******; I'm going to rip your head off. :eek:

    Bill, don't make me kick your ass, OK? :cool:
     
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    Bill: How do you pack so many new and amazing features into your operating systems?

    Steve: See, we have this super-secret compression algorithm. It works like this.
     
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    Bill & Steve comapare....
    Oh yeah, well mine's so big it has its own file extension ".big"
    Oh yeah, well mine's so big the government is suing it for anti-trust violations
    Oh yeah, well mine's so big Florida had to measure it, twice.
    Oh yeah, well mine's so big it Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates.
















    Bank accounts.
     
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    Bill: If the cameras weren't going right now I'd like to punch the living daylights out of you for one-upping us in every department.

    Steve: Bring it on! You're measily punch is no match for my kung fu "blind man" chop!

    EDIT: Sorry... mine is no competition for rdowns, which made me laugh out loud. :eek: :D
     
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    See Macs and Windows can network!
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    Some of my 'B' list ones:
    Bill: I thought I was the holder of the 'one ring'
    Steve: Did a little green guy sell it to you?

    Hi, my name's Bill and I'm a PC.
    Hi, I'm Steve and I'm a Mac.
     
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    lol

    "Oh, don't worry, Bill. We wired a self destruct circuit into his new Quad, set to blow up the day after his warranty expires."
     
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    xsedrinam

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    That gets my vote! :D :D
     
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    Steve: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
    Bill: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
    Steve (irritated): "Stop copying me!"
    Bill: "Stop copying me!"
     
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    Steve - "So the RDF works like so..."
    Bill - "Really? I've always thought it was with one hand..."
     
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    Is Bill eating flowers? That good for nothing, nature eating ...

    And is that a hockey stick over his left shoulder?
     
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    xsedrinam

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    That's a good one, too. :D
     
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    I vomited immediately after reading that.
     
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    I think it's the table number on some sort of stand, viewed from the side.

    I couldn't think of a good caption of my own - I like rdowns's caption.
     
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    Actually, I think you hit on something.

    Steve (to himself) : I wish he would let me talk, I got as far as "Hey Bill..."
     

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