Caption This! Deadshot Dick edition

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    "Okay, I'm ready for the press conference. Anybody got a question?"
     
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    "...cold dead hands Bob, cold dead hands..."

    or

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    It's duck season

    No, it's rabbit season

    Duck season

    Rabbit season
     
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    It was an accident, honest – I was just playing with it and it went off in my hand...

    Sorry, do you want me to submit a caption as well?
     
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    i'll bust a cap in yo ass so fast you'll be whistling out yo pee hole.. mmm hmmmm
     
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    Meet 'The Silencer'."
     
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    "I don't talk to the press. I let this do my talking for me."
     

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