Chav's are invading Texas

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  1. ToddW macrumors 6502a

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    So, I was at my local starbucks this morning and what did I see. A barefoot chav staring at me. Thought all of you guys over in the UK would get a kick, there are chav's in Texas.

    "The Chav's at night are big in nasty, <clap><clap><clap><clap> deep in the heart of Texas"
     
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    are you sure it wasn't an aggie trying to dress up for spring break?
     
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    gahh....aggies. *cry*

    We have plenty around here.
     
  5. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    What made them chavvy and not simply bums or American teenage idiots?

    And a real chav wouldn't be barefoot. They do wear shoes. Mind, they're usually ugly.
     
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    I know what chavs are, but what are aggies? Whatever they are, I hope they're not too much trouble. :)
     
  7. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    Perhaps this would explain chavs better....

    Thanks, JaffaCake, for this link in a previous thread
     
  8. floriflee macrumors 68030

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    You call yourself an American and you don't know what Aggies are??? :eek:

    Actually, I guess depending on where you're from they could be different. Going to school in UT, they were anyone attending Utah State University (Aggie was the mascot).

    Generally speaking, though, everyone knows the Aggies refer to Texas A&M. :rolleyes:
     
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    I bet the chavs down there even think they need to be even bigger chavs that the original. What with it being Texas and all. It's ok, though, because I still have not had a chance to make it across the pond to see actual chavs in their natural habitat :(
     
  10. ToddW thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    she definately wasn't american, she was big, fat, barefoot, and had a british accent. i think it is a hybrid of two species, white trash + chav = chav trash?

    didn't look to much like an aggie either (no nugget ring). funny note though, is that a project i'm on is really screwed up that i am currently getting to work and the guy who bought all the equipment is an aggie.
     
  11. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Agreed – and not only shoes. Chavs usually display a fetching pair of socks, into which they (for reasons that have always escaped me) tuck their tracksuit bottoms. :confused:
     
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    I haven't the slightest clue what a aggies is either. I guess I could look the word up.
     
  13. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Aggies are students that attend Texas A&M university.
    MAROON OUT!

    (I don't get it either)
     
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    link
     
  15. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    Someone's holding a cockfight.
    How can you tell that there is Okie around?
    Someone entered a duck.
    How can you tell if there is an Aggie around?
    Someone bet on the duck.
    How can you tell that the mafia is around?
    The duck wins.
     
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    A real chav in fake Burberry and Adidas trainers?

    Never... they couldn't afford the airfare. It was probably one of the rich toffs (a la Prince William) on their way home from a 'chav bop' party.

    And alarmingly, I knew what an Aggie was... I even know the Longhorn salute :p
     
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    Do you mean this one?

    [​IMG]

    I was born and raised in Austin, so I'm joking of course.
     
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    Ah the good ol' tradition of aggie and longhorns. Of course we all know the long horns are better.:D
     
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    Scariest photo ever. :eek:
     
  21. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Again, chavs always wear shoes. I believe what you were dealing with was just good ol' American white trash.
     
  22. ToddW thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Then that is a first for me white trash with a british accent. I did see something the other day on the TV that showed a UK girl rapper who was just signed by Jay Z. Something about a hoodie, I guess that could be called a chav, right?
     
  23. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Oh, absolutely*– in fact, I think they actually come from the womb wearing white trainers. Worryingly though, as ToddW says...

    Could this mean they're crossbreeding and giving rise to a new breed of SuperChav – larger, stronger and immune to the ASBOs we currently have available? At the rate those buggers reproduce we'll soon be overrun on both sides of the Atlantic! :eek:
     
  24. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    A hoodie is an item of clothing – a sweatshirt with a hood. They are a popular type of clothing in Chav circles though, as well as with normal members of society. :)

    EDIT: Is the girl you're thinking of Lady Sovereign (Louise to her mum)?
     
  25. ToddW thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    exactly
     

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