Clientcopia.com. We've all seen stuff like this

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  1. Moxiemike macrumors 68020

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    http://www.clientcopia.com/

    Brilliant

    Stupid Client Quote #268:

    Client - "We need to incorporate more pictures of smiling people into the website, because when people see happy people it makes them feel good."
     
  2. monkeydo_jb macrumors 6502

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    I like this one!

     
  3. monkeydo_jb macrumors 6502

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    Oooh, this one is better.


     
  4. angelneo macrumors 68000

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    Haha... This one got to be the tops.

     
  5. mkubal macrumors 6502a

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    freakin hilarious
     
  6. munkle macrumors 68030

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    Which only raises the question, exactly how scrotal was the icon looking? :p
     
  7. Doctor Q Administrator

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    Stupid Client Quote #695:

     
  8. Archaeopteryx macrumors regular

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  9. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    Hahahahahaha!
     
  10. Dr. Dastardly macrumors 65816

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    My personal fav

     
  11. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Man, I went through lots of random quotes, but didn't find anything as funny as some of the ones above! :p
     
  12. scem0 macrumors 604

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    nice...

    love that one :p

    haha. Poor designer gets blamed for only trying to help.

    I enjoyed that one. My mom sometimes does this. "Hey Emo (that's me), I can't print. When I print the file to the server, it won't upload to my FTP" Stuff like that :).

    scem0
     
  13. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    OMG! This is just too great :D

     
  14. homerjward macrumors 68030

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    im not a designer or tech guy and after looking at that site i dont wanna be one if that's what yall go through! :eek:
    Who hasn't had some variation on the following :

    roflroflroflroflrofl :D there's some dumasses out there...
     
  15. macaddictann macrumors member

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    I'm actually reading every one of these. A few (very few) favorites:

     
  16. Diatribe macrumors 601

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    Now this just made my day. :D
     
  17. MOFS macrumors 65816

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    Chenious!

    I don't have Photoshop but...bwahaha! :D
     
  18. iAlan macrumors 65816

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    Will try this out on friends...

    phone call from panicing client:

    client: oh hi Tom, Mark gave me your number. He said you can fix computer stuff.

    me: yer, sometimes. what's up?

    client: well some dumb **** super glued my ****ing mouse to my desk.

    me: (supressing laugher) I see.

    client: anyway, that's not really the problem. What I want to know is, can I turn my monitor off without affecting the computer?

    me: yes, but how does that help?

    client: they've left a porno movie playing and I have a meeting in 30 seconds.

    me: you better unplug the speakers as well.
     
  19. leftbanke7 macrumors 6502a

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    Good Stuff

    Reminds me of that Simpsons where Mr. Burns tries to call Mr. Smithers by calling S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S.
     

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