code critique?

Discussion in 'Mac Programming' started by yeroen, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. macrumors 6502a

    yeroen

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    #1
    /*
    TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1
    Estimated release date: 2008
    */

    #include "win95.h"
    #include "win98.h"
    #include "leopard.h"

    char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

    void main() {
    while(!CRASHED) {
    if(first_time_install) {
    make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    search_and_destroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
    hang_system();
    }

    if(still_not_crashed) {
    basically_run_windows_xp();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }

    if(!DX10GPU()) {
    set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

    while(something) {
    sleep(10);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(10);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(10);
    flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
    }

    create_general_protection_fault();
    }

    (from techradar.com advert in Linux mag)
    the sequence of "Welcome to.." printfs is what really impressed me
     
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    ebel3003

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    cherry su

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    #3
    LOL.

    This has to be a joke right? It's not a class assignment or w/e?
     
  4. thread starter macrumors 6502a

    yeroen

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    #4
    It's from a Linux magazine. I had a bit of a laugh over it at lunch today, and thought I'd share.
     
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    yeroen

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    #6
    microsoft's copyright that is...

    now that the lid on Vista is blown wide open, I'm going to have to go underground to dodge the long arm of Microsoft Legal
     
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    pilotError

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