Condoms?

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  1. jer446 macrumors 6502a

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    Lol knew that title would get ya! My brother is graduating this year, and i would like to get him a cool "cool brother" present. So i was thinking.. hmm.. whats the thing he is going to love most about college?? Of course, the girls! So i wanted to get him like a wall mounted condom dispencer or something like that.. it would be funny i think..
    Any other suggestions for a good present??
     
  2. mikeyredk macrumors 65816

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    Uhh that would probably scare all the girls away rather than bringing them in
     
  3. clayj macrumors 604

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    I would suggest almost anything BUT that... it may seem funny, but anyone with a condom dispenser hanging on their wall may find that it scares women, not to mention a lot of guys, right out of their room.

    How about a dart board and a nice set of darts? (Or two.)
     
  4. D0ct0rteeth macrumors 65816

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    Damn, then those condoms would REALLY work.

    Seriously - no way to get a girl pregnant.

    - Doc
     
  5. buryyourbrideau macrumors 65816

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    if he drinks.

    one of those Jagermeister keg things.

    They're like 300 dollars but wicked sweet.

    JAGER KEG!
     
  6. neocell macrumors 65816

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    How about a gum ball machine, then he could put whatever he wanted in there, given the appropriate size constrictions
    Or one of these
     

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  7. bursty macrumors 6502a

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    Those suck. The Jager gets all gunked up and its a pain in the ass to clean.

    Wall mounted condom dispender would be awesome. Go steal one from a gas station bathroom.
     
  8. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    If you give your brother condoms, he might get the wrong impression...

    Maybe get him alcohol and a towel. :cool:
     
  9. Dagless macrumors Core

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    Sounds like a plan.

    Condoms would scare a girl away, unless they were of those uber-confident or uber-drunk varieties. Which might be good, guys don't seem to like good girls anymore. *shrugs*

    Darts, pool table. some kind of competitive thing that he can beat everyone at sounds good.
     
  10. eva01 macrumors 601

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    I don't know i consider my girlfriend to be a "good girl" however she is the one that carries the condoms for us :/
     
  11. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I would think that would make her a very good girl.
     
  12. Bubbasteve macrumors 65816

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    Get him a couple cases of beer or some nic hard alcohol and get him one of those neon lights that say Miller Lite or any other company
     
  13. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Yup. Nothing brings in the ladies like a neon beer sign. Especially if it's next to a wall-mounted condom dispenser. Makes 'em feel special.
     
  14. eva01 macrumors 601

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    the special of the day is more like it :p hahah
     
  15. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    You are thinking about giving your brother jimmies for a gift:confused: ....might as well get him the hookers at the point too.


    Bless
     
  16. jadekitty24 macrumors 65816

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    Never in my life did I it occur to me that condoms would be a cool "cool gift". :confused:
    Maybe don't get him anything...that may be best.;)
     
  17. tangerineyum macrumors 6502

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    the condom dispenser is an excellent idea, if it scares a few girls thats fineeeee. it will work well to weed out the boring kids and attract all the "cool" super fun kids. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool: bwahahaha
     
  18. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Darts in his room when going to college = bad idea. Someone's bound to get hurt. Pool table in his room = sweeeeet.
     
  19. Peyton macrumors 68000

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    I can only hope that you were thinking the same 'impression' I was thinking :D :D :D
     
  20. Airforce macrumors 6502a

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    A pool table? Where the hell is this guy staying? lol My dorm for the first year was a cell block!
     
  21. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Can he do homework on his new pool table? Yes
    Can he convert it into a bed at night? Yes


    Pool table in a bedroom = The Practical Choice™
     
  22. Stridder44 macrumors 68040

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  23. job macrumors 68040

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    The pool table in my freshmen dorm had some questionable stains on it as well...

    So I guess condoms and a pool table would be the best combo.
     

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