conspiracy theories

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  1. jefhatfield Retired

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    kennedy assasination, 2000 election in florida, elvis, ufo sightings, bigfoot, what are your favorites?
     
  2. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Probably the Lincoln and Kennedy Assassination are the most interesting and important historically.
     
  3. James Philp macrumors 65816

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    Didn't we get all this out of our systems in the heydays of the X-files!?
    I don't have time to worry anymore!
     
  4. Hoef macrumors 6502a

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    That the Dutch financed the US independance from England :cool:
     
  5. noel4r macrumors 6502a

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    That Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married to each other...
     
  6. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    How come Mary Maggy has a last name, and Jesus doesn't?

    ... I smell... CONSPIRACY!

    Wait, no, that's my dirty socks.
     
  7. leekohler macrumors G5

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    That "W" wanted a war in Iraq and used 9/11 to get it. And I believe that one.
     
  8. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    me too, but lets not get this sent to the political forums.
     
  9. e²Studios macrumors 68020

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    Why Trader Joes stopped selling my favorite (at the time) brand/type of beer!
     
  10. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Love it. :D

    Also, the moon landing conspiracy's always had me fascinated. All the shadows, flags etc.
     
  11. leekohler macrumors G5

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    OK. Sorry-just responding to the question. :)
     
  12. e²Studios macrumors 68020

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    Thats why i tired to lighten the topic with my TJ comment which i meant btw... i know somewhere there is a TJ buyer with a evil laugh and watching his bears with frikin lazer beams on their heads.. but then who ever listens to the drunk Californian...

    Ed
     
  13. killuminati macrumors 68020

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    I think I can speak for most of us and say WTF? Please lets keep the forums in english...
     
  14. e²Studios macrumors 68020

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    Look up Trader Joe's its a rather large and popular food/specialty item store over here. I'm really not sure if it reaches beyond California, but its a great store!

    Ed

    http://www.traderjoes.com/
     
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    Kennedy was shot by Oswald, lone gunman (but there may have been other's involved). GW didn't steal the election, but he didn't win the popular vote (technically he lost FL by 300-600 votes, but that was before military votes were counted). Elvis is dead. There may be extraterrestrials, but we're the Alabama of the universe, so I doubt we're being visited (though since UFO stands for unidentified flying object, technically there are a ton of those out there since unidentifiable aircraft does not equal aliens). Area 51 is just a military testing facility, lots of top secret aircraft (the alien part is what they want you to think, though it may be true... there just aren't any aliens there). Bigfoot (and nessie, and abominable snowman) are probably based on real creatures (unicorn = rhinos, dragons = lizards and fossilized dino bones), but don't seem to be around anymore (still, there are new animals being discovered every day, so who knows). Tupac and Princess Di? Also dead. Sorry.

    And remember, it's not a conspiracy if it's all right out there in front of you.
     
  17. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Ok, I'd have said horse...
     
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  19. skunk macrumors G4

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    Aspartame/Rumsfeld

    The Gemstone File

    PNAC - oh, wait, that's not a conspiracy theory, is it?
     
  20. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Sorry, but what's PNAC? Google never works all that well with acronyms and I'm pretty ignorant so it's not like I can rely on any form of general knowledge. :(
     
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    Judicial Watch.

    Also, the faked moon landings conspiracy amuses me, but I don't buy it.

    I am quite concerned about the way government agencies actively work on behalf of certain food interests to encourage unhealthy overconumption of meats, milk and cheese.
     
  23. Diatribe macrumors 601

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    You're my hero, you really do have all the answers. Can I have a spoon full of that stuff you're eating too? :D :p
     
  24. sourcemonkey macrumors regular

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    ditto. the moonlanding conspiracy theory. well, thats what jumped straight into my head when i read the question.
     

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