Corperate Gibberish

Discussion in 'Community' started by Royal Pineapple, Jun 12, 2005.

  1. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

    #1
    Think co-branded.
    macrumors has revamped the abstraction of vertical, open-source 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our sexy feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative, viral, cross-platform metrics and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. A company that can redefine courageously will (one day) be able to iterate courageously. The capability to whiteboard nano-super-cyber-efficiently leads to the power to matrix holisticly. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Without web services, you will lack biometrics. If you reintermediate ultra-proactively, you may have to grow compellingly. We understand that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also facilitate efficiently. We will incubate the term "compelling". If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!
    Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing.
    Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our functionalities but our power to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be web-enabled? Think super-efficient, C2C2C. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring emerging aggregation? The next-generation project management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to streamline elegantly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to visualize iteravely.
    Without appropriate B2C, proactive iteration, social networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks.
    macrumors has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. If you morph interactively, you may have to syndicate perfectly. We will expand our power to unleash without devaluing our ability to expedite. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to seize easily. If you iterate globally, you may have to recontextualize globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, visionary structuring and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. We realize that if you integrate proactively then you may also scale compellingly. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? If you mesh holisticly, you may have to grow perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation.
    Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable.
    At macrumors, we realize how to disintermediate wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Think micro-end-to-end, cross-platform. Think web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our accounting but our power to evolve. The capacity to syndicate globally leads to the capability to leverage globally. Without appropriate niches, ROI metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely true! What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? The methodologies factor is global. We invariably extend virally-distributed CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not viral.
    Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be transparent?
    macrumors is the industry leader of collaborative systems. The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the capacity to generate extensibly. Without accounting, you will lack web-readiness. Without adequate action-items, media sourcing are forced to become customized. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend courageously. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to extend mega-intuitively. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PHP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache.
    It may seem estranging, but it's accurate!
    We here at macrumors realize that it is better to evolve compellingly than to upgrade robustly. What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? We will scale up our ability to cultivate without lessening our power to mesh. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to architect efficiently leads to the aptitude to grow macro-nano-virally. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We will rev up our aptitude to scale without devaluing our capability to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless deliverables and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "customer-defined, cutting-edge" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customized.
    It may seem unclear, but it's true!
    We here at macrumors think we know that it is better to enable strategically than to deploy wirelessly. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to facilitate fiercely. The holistic wireless, ubiquitous iteration factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. We will augment our aptitude to expedite without decreasing our capability to enable. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for users? We realize that if you evolve perfectly then you may also implement transparently. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: killer.
    What does the commonly-used term "customized" really mean?
    macrumors has permanently altered the theory of R&D. Think micro-six-sigma. The capacity to exploit micro-globally leads to the capability to engineer compellingly. Think intuitive. Think vertical, short-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-ultra-data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think we know that if you drive virally then you may also transform robustly. We believe we know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also aggregate interactively. We realize that if you reintermediate dynamicly then you may also productize compellingly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We realize that it is better to integrate dynamicly than to reintermediate strategically.
    What does the standard industry term "revolutionary, scalable" really mean?
    macrumors practically invented the term "structuring". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mission-critical iteration but our capacity to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our ability to productize. We think we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also reintermediate macro-ultra-interactively. Think ultra-distributed. We will implement the capacity of e-businesses to disintermediate. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to mesh nano-seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be long-term? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.




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  2. killuminati macrumors 68020

    killuminati

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  3. WinterMute Moderator emeritus

    WinterMute

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    Location:
    London, England
    #4
    ...er ....yeah ......what he said... :D


    A fine report writing resource I shall be using in the near future.
     
  4. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

    mkrishnan

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    Grand Rapids, MI, USA
    #5
    This is really the most compelling effort I have yet seen on these forums to really enhance shareholder value and unlock market capitalization. :)
     
  5. doumbek macrumors member

    #6
    Qua....Qua...Qua

    Quick. Put the hat back on Lucky..... erm.... Royal Pineapple.
     
  6. dotdotdot macrumors 68020

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    #7
    We here at sex have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to aggregate robustly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined. The social networks factor is mission-critical. We will deploy the industry jargon "mission-critical". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be blog-based? The aptitude to reinvent vertically leads to the capacity to exploit vertically. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. We will step up our ability to harness without devaluing our power to incubate. We frequently revolutionize reconfigurable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market!
    We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use.
    At sex, we have come to know how to implement vertically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our ability to transition. We will whiteboard the term "vertical". The power to whiteboard intra-robustly leads to the aptitude to incubate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean?
    Think back-end. Think turn-key. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time.
    At sex, we think we know how to innovate strategically. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our global affiliate-based collaborative implementation and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually optimize virtual mega-deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. The capability to incubate strategically leads to the capability to empower interactively. We will synergize the ability of aggregation to transform. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Without platforms, you will lack schemas. The ability to extend strategically leads to the capacity to disintermediate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.
    Think best-of-breed.
    sex is the industry leader of frictionless compliance. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bleeding-edge branding but our capacity to incentivize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become viral. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Think end-to-end. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without preplanned metrics, user interfaces are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our power to streamline. Without methodologies, you will lack process management.
    Think web-enabled.
    Have you ever been unable to actualize your C2C2C feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capability to mesh holisticly leads to the capability to engage virtually. Without adequate all-hands meetings, macro-B2B2C supply-chains are forced to become sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you evolve proactively, you may have to unleash extensibly. We will add to our power to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to evolve. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, front-end. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
    We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our power shifts but our ability to morph.
    We here at sex realize that it is better to exploit iteravely than to grow cyber-intra-mega-extensibly. Without iteration, you will lack re-sizing. Think fractal. We will recontextualize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Without functionalities, you will lack bloatware. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be next-generation? Without sufficient raw bandwidth metrics, models are forced to become integrated. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is!
    Without sufficient ROI metrics, eyeballs are forced to become 24/7, cross-platform.
    We here at sex realize that it is better to optimize macro-micro-micro-virtually than to integrate virally. We have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to disintermediate virtually. Without meticulously-planned integrated fractal, e-business raw bandwidth, structuring metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We constantly transition scalable functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without preplanned functionalities, mega-front-end synergies are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mega-integrated TQC reports but our ability to e-enable. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. We believe we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to reintermediate ultra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be end-to-end?
    Quick: do you have a mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365, impactful strategy for monitoring unplanned-for relationships?
    sex is the industry leader of best-of-breed re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We frequently orchestrate reality-based relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that if you engage transparently then you may also incentivize proactively. We will visualize the buzzword "blog-based". Think customer-defined. Think next-generation. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to transition.
    We usually visualize reality-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market!
    We here at sex believe we know that it is better to facilitate globally than to mesh mega-mega-macro-perfectly. We will reinvent the capability of web services to transform. We will regenerate our capacity to embrace without diminishing our power to revolutionize. We have come to know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also cultivate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and CSS. The aptitude to drive efficiently leads to the capacity to actualize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Perl.
     
  7. mischief macrumors 68030

    mischief

    Joined:
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    Location:
    Santa Cruz Ca
    #8
    Hmm.... Looks like someone found a good use for whatever it is M$ uses to compile Window$. Input 4 lines, output 512.
     

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