Court Rules Woman Not Liable in Sex Suit

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  1. craigdawg macrumors 6502

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    Ow. :eek:
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/sex_injury_lawsuit
     
  2. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Almost sounds like an injury we'd expect to hear about on Drew Carey.
     
  3. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Could someone please explain to me how you can fracture a penis?
    It's not like it has any bones in it.
     
  4. wrldwzrd89 macrumors G5

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    Now that's an odd story. I've never heard anything quite like it. "Ow" is right, in more ways than one...
     
  5. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Here you go Blue... ouch!
     
  6. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    A 'cracking' noise. :eek:
     
  7. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    I suddenly have an intense urge to curl up in the fetal position. :(
     
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    Symptoms include "Immediate loss of erection."

    No, really? :eek:
     
  10. craigdawg thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Key elements in treating a fractured penis are: pain relief...

    That goes w/o saying.
     
  11. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    You think that's bad? Be grateful I didn't post the link I found with pictures! :eek:
     
  12. Hemingray macrumors 68030

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    Ditto! :eek: Oh snap... (pun intended) :eek:
     
  13. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Remind me to sign my penis up for self-defense classes. :eek:
     
  14. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    So it didn't stand up in court?

    Sorry.
     
  15. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    I knew a couple that had this issue when I was back in college. She moved, they fell off the bed, he heard the cracking sound. The net result for him was some bad bruising and a good story.
     
  16. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Lots and lots of ice. :eek:
     
  17. MacNut macrumors Core

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    And the ability to hit the really high notes. :p :rolleyes:
     
  18. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Not to mention the immediate loss of "baby-making ability." :p
     
  19. gekko513 macrumors 603

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    Oh damn you! I really didn't need to read that story. I read it 15 minutes ago and went on surfing, but I'm still queasy and can't get rid of the thought of my penis making a 'cracking' noise. :mad: ;)
     
  20. dotdotdot macrumors 68020

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    A CRACKING NOISE!!!

    EWWWWWWW! NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    So, during sports, (Baseball) w/o a cup.

    Tim:"Its for you johnny!"
    Howard:"No tim, I got it!"
    Concerned Father:"Howard what the HELL was that?"
    Stupid 4 year old:"Howard, did you fart?"
    Howard: "I just fractured my penis, no biggie"

    Any men, just imagine a BIG cracking noise - imagine its an almond and imagine a nutcracker cracking it and a big CRACK sound comes... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWW!
     
  21. wdlove macrumors P6

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    That is a very odd case. Woman seemed to get the benefit of the doubt. :confused:
     
  22. CorvusCamenarum macrumors 65816

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    More like the case was dismissed due to lack of hard evidence.

    I'm sorry too.
     
  23. Applespider macrumors G4

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    She should get the benefit of the doubt since I'd say it's unlikely for consensual lovers to try to fracture penises. She was probably pretty shocked too!

    Happened when she moved unexpectedly? Hmm, perhaps that's why women used to be told just to lie back and think of England... ;)
     
  24. ReanimationLP macrumors 68030

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Ouch.

    Heh, I dont think you'd be able to hear the "cracking" noise, because you'd be screaming at the top of your lungs in pain.
     
  25. craigdawg thread starter macrumors 6502

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    The defendant put up a (ahem) stiff defense.
     

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