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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by craigdawg, May 17, 2005.
Almost sounds like an injury we'd expect to hear about on Drew Carey.
Could someone please explain to me how you can fracture a penis?
It's not like it has any bones in it.
Now that's an odd story. I've never heard anything quite like it. "Ow" is right, in more ways than one...
Here you go Blue... ouch!
A 'cracking' noise.
I suddenly have an intense urge to curl up in the fetal position.
omg ouch ouch ouch bad link bad link
Symptoms include "Immediate loss of erection."
Key elements in treating a fractured penis are: pain relief...
That goes w/o saying.
You think that's bad? Be grateful I didn't post the link I found with pictures!
Ditto! Oh snap... (pun intended)
Remind me to sign my penis up for self-defense classes.
So it didn't stand up in court?
I knew a couple that had this issue when I was back in college. She moved, they fell off the bed, he heard the cracking sound. The net result for him was some bad bruising and a good story.
Lots and lots of ice.
And the ability to hit the really high notes.
Not to mention the immediate loss of "baby-making ability."
Oh damn you! I really didn't need to read that story. I read it 15 minutes ago and went on surfing, but I'm still queasy and can't get rid of the thought of my penis making a 'cracking' noise.
A CRACKING NOISE!!!
So, during sports, (Baseball) w/o a cup.
Tim:"Its for you johnny!"
Howard:"No tim, I got it!"
Concerned Father:"Howard what the HELL was that?"
Stupid 4 year old:"Howard, did you fart?"
Howard: "I just fractured my penis, no biggie"
Any men, just imagine a BIG cracking noise - imagine its an almond and imagine a nutcracker cracking it and a big CRACK sound comes... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
That is a very odd case. Woman seemed to get the benefit of the doubt.
More like the case was dismissed due to lack of hard evidence.
I'm sorry too.
She should get the benefit of the doubt since I'd say it's unlikely for consensual lovers to try to fracture penises. She was probably pretty shocked too!
Happened when she moved unexpectedly? Hmm, perhaps that's why women used to be told just to lie back and think of England...
Heh, I dont think you'd be able to hear the "cracking" noise, because you'd be screaming at the top of your lungs in pain.
The defendant put up a (ahem) stiff defense.