Dear MacBoobsPro

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by livingfortoday, Jan 21, 2007.

  1. livingfortoday macrumors 68030

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    I had to write you a letter, because I can't stop thinking about you. Well, not really you, since I can't actually think of a single post by you I've read (sorry!), but your name. Your massively awesome name. I can't get it out of my head!

    Yesterday I was at the Apple Store, just going to get a Mini-DVI to DVI adapter, when I happened to glance at the table full of MacBook Pros... and thought of your name. I actually said it out loud before I could stop myself, and then giggled like a schoolgirl as I ran upstairs to find the adapters. Oh the shame! Oh the humiliation! So many strangers turns and gawked as the words "MacBOOBS Pro" snickered their way out of my gaping maw!

    After the strange looks had faded, and after the adapter had been purchased, I quickly biked home, your name escaping from my lips at every chance it seemed to find! Spaghetti's on sale "MacBoobs Pro!" I hit a pothole! "MacBoobs Pro!" My girlfriend! "MacBoobs Pro!" Oh so wrong... and yet... oh so right!

    So please, MacBoobsPro, don't change. Don't change for me, or for any of us. Stay true to your MacBoobProness forever!

    - livingfortoday
     
  2. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    It must be love that's making you say these things.
     
  3. spork183 macrumors 6502a

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    that or a problem with his mother bored...
     
  4. livingfortoday thread starter macrumors 68030

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    I don't even know if MacBoobsPro is a man or woman. All I know is that the name is more to me than any man or woman ever could be!
     
  5. Allotriophagy macrumors 6502a

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    I like to think of the Boobster as a really rather tall and handsome man, with an exceptionally beautiful piece of equipment "down there".
     
  6. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    I'm sure he'll be flattered. You two could run away to the Caymans together. ;)
     
  7. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    I love boobs as well, but you have a problem.
     
  8. livingfortoday thread starter macrumors 68030

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    It's not just boobs, it's MacBoobs. And the Pro versions are just so much more powerful!
     
  9. dalvin200 macrumors 68040

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    canwe geta pic of some real b00bs on an MPB please :D hehe
     
  10. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

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    I like his signature - " I like Macs, I like boobs..." :)
     
  11. valdore macrumors 65816

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  12. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    I am confident that Dr. and Mrs. Dr. Phil could do an interesting 30-minute segment on this fascination.
     
  13. MacNut macrumors Core

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    This better not turn into another stalker type thread.
     
  14. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

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    Says the guy who has an attractive woman in his avatar. :p
     
  15. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Next generation Apple laptop: MacBoobs Enhanced.
     
  16. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    With the new eightaxis keyboard. It senses rotation in 4 dimensions! :eek:
     
  17. spork183 macrumors 6502a

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    ah hell, now we have counterfit macboobs pro...
     
  18. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    They are more powerful, but to be honest for what the average user wants they'd be perfectly happy with the 'consumer level' MacBoobs – the Pro version is a bit overkill for the average man in the street.
     
  19. zap2 macrumors 604

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    Wow....as I read that the song I was listen to went "And I can't get it out of my head"
     
  20. pianoman macrumors 68000

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    i have a MBP and every time i look down beneath my monitor but above the Airport antenna where the computer's name is spelled out, i think "MacBook Pro... MacBoobs Pro".
     
  21. Nuc macrumors 6502a

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    Thanks a lot guys. I'm now tainted for life. I just got my MBP and now when I look at it I'm going to think MacBOOB's Pro.

    Again thanks much! :mad: :D

    Nuc
     
  22. Love macrumors 68000

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    But would YOU get the MBP if you could? I know you look at all the other MBP with a bit of jealousy ;)
     
  24. Jasonbot macrumors 68020

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    ANd I was listening to Offspring (Can't get my) Head around you... lol
     
  25. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    I suppose that mine is already obsolete then. :eek: ;)


    ***whips out credit card*** :p
     

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