Dear people of the MR community, I invite you to view my buttock:

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by iSaint, Mar 17, 2007.

  1. iSaint macrumors 603

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    I have this bite that I can't identify. It must have come from camping last Tuesday night. It's hard, and it hurts, and it makes my back ache. Ibuprofen helps. I guess I had better go see a doctor.

    Any advice from the vast expanse of intelligence that is MacRumors?

    Thanks in advance. Not great pics, sorry.


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    We could also play 'identify the body part'
     
  2. srf4real macrumors 68030

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    :eek: First one to see iSaint's arse! Dude, that look like a wicked spider bite of some kind.
     
  3. WildCowboy Administrator/Editor

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    Are you sure you're not just growing another nipple there?
     
  4. xsedrinam macrumors 601

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    I'd go see a doctor asap. You live in a region for Brown Recluse. The addage is, "if you didn't see what bit you, it was a spider". Get well, bro.
     
  5. spicyapple macrumors 68000

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    I'm no proctologist but the bite looks severe. My analysis is that you need to see a doctor, asap.
     
  6. lancestraz macrumors 6502a

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    Looks like a spider bite or a nipple to me, too.

    Nice ass btw.
     
  7. dornoforpyros macrumors 68040

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    christ go see a doctor, not the internet! I mean damn! If you die from this I'm simply going to nominate you for a darwin award.
     
  8. srf4real macrumors 68030

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    The distribution of the brown recluse is much larger than that link suggests... U of F entomology is a little broader, and I know people from Florida to North Carolina on the east coast that have seen a brown recluse spider, including me.;)
     
  9. macmama macrumors regular

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    ITA with all the previous posters. And seriously, if you experience some really nasty symptoms (i.e. vomiting, shooting pain, numbness, whatever) get thee to the ER. Don't wait till Monday. :(
     
  10. iSaint thread starter macrumors 603

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    I am...I did this more for comic relief than anything. :D

    I figure we help so many people on MR, what wouldn't we know about ass-bites? Problem is, I waited until the weekend when everyone's closed. I think there's a small clinic open on Sunday here, so I'm going to check them out tomorrow.

    And spicyapple, I think I would only need the proctor doctor if the bite were internal! :eek:

    No real sickness other than just not feeling great and being a little achy. The bite itself is very tender, however.
     
  11. xsedrinam macrumors 601

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    Could be. I've seen them in Missouri, too. iSaint lives in the region shown though, so that's why I posted it.
     
  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Are you sure it's a bit and not a pimple? Some pimples swell really big, and don't really feel like pimples, but I'm pretty sure they are. They also look like that, sometimes. I get them occasionally, but only if you sit on a hard, uncomfortable surface for a long time.
     
  13. iSaint thread starter macrumors 603

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    I actually thought that at first. But with the (possible) infection I don't think so.
     
  14. srf4real macrumors 68030

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    If you got that last Tuesday, iSaint, it's looking like a "stay away" bite and not a "die b@%$tch" bite. Spiders don't always hit people with their full potential. Has it been bothering you for long?
     
  15. Warbrain macrumors 603

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    That definitely looks like a spider bite...I'd go get that looked at.
     
  16. macdaddy121 macrumors 6502a

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    The pictures could be a few different things.....

    Maybe a spider bite or maybe even a 3rd nipple...

    But if you look down to the 3rd picture, it looks like a swollen belly button on a gut overhanging boxers!!! Hahaha....looks great. :)
     
  17. BigPrince macrumors 68020

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    This is not something to **** with. Get a professional opinion tomorrow. Had I waited longer for my spider bite, I may of been fighting to keep my arm...One of my co-workers spent a week in the hospital fighting for hers...
     
  18. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

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    Yeah you should probably get that taken care of; you never know, someday you might want to model men's leather thongs. :D
     
  19. Father Jack macrumors 68020

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    I thought those were hemorrhoid's :eek: :eek:

    FJ
     
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    I wasn't sure what hemorrohoids were (something to do with asses) and checked Google images.....



    ....Google images is NOT my friend. :(
     
  22. SamIchi macrumors 68030

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  23. Father Jack macrumors 68020

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    Now you know for sure :eek:

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  24. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I can see where going around half assed can be an issue for some MR members.
     

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