Declare your secret/awkward/creepy MR crushes here.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Allotriophagy, Nov 29, 2006.

  1. Allotriophagy macrumors 6502a

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    You will feel better once you get it out in the open.

    Catharsis!

    Imagine the deep breathe of relief you will have once that weight is lifted from your shoulders. Shoulders which for too long now have born this dirty burden.

    Christmas has come early and this year you are giving yourself...freedom.

    I will go first and declare my own weird intentions towards the people in this short seven page list.

    Let MacRumors ring out loud and true with the sound of the love that dare not speak its name - freaky random internet love.

    (I will be held responsible if you end up in some supermarket tabloid article about people who met through the internet and got married after a week.)
     

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  2. jknight8907 macrumors 6502a

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  3. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    jsw. That moon makes my heart go all pitter-patter. ;) :p
     
  4. imacintel macrumors 68000

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    Meh. I am sure people are going to say Spicyapple...meh. Also, Chundles has said KT=Hawt. :) I realy don't have anyone...:)
     
  5. MacNut macrumors Core

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    This thread can only end badly or on Jerry Springer.:D
     
  6. scem0 macrumors 604

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    I would hate for this to get out, but I have a little bit of a crush on leekohler ;).

    e
     
  7. SMM macrumors 65816

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    Did not make the list...

    Never actually considered meeting fellow 'internet posters'...
     
  8. skunk macrumors G4

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    Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. ;)
     
  9. Sesshi macrumors G3

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    Yeah. They're real people and usually quite nice and even normal. I was so disappointed - I dragged that chainsaw there for nothing.
     
  10. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    Aww. With your sunny disposition, were it not for he-who-is-cousin-to-the-lemon, we'd be a match made in ... wait for it ... the heavens. ;)

    *** hatches plan to hook Limey up with hot cartoon artist chick who lives down the street ***
     
  11. Allotriophagy thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Motion proposed: rename MacRumors.com to SausageFest.com.
     
  12. beatsme macrumors 65816

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  13. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    LOL, so true.
     
  14. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    I had no idea. I am shocked! :p (does sarcasm work on the internets? :))

    Why the puns? If I had a nickel for every bad pun you made, I'd have enough for a nice condo in New Jersey. :)
     
  15. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    If you had a nickel for every good pun I made, you'd have enough for a nice house in Beverly Hills.

    Or, rather, enough, maybe, for a gum ball.
    True. We have no idea who you're (not) talking about.
     
  16. livingfortoday macrumors 68030

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    Honestly... myself. I'm so good looking, and I love all the same things I love! Plus, I love my wit, even though no one else seems to appreciate it... but I do!

    I'm gonna go PM myself and see if I share my feelings *I* feel for me!
     
  17. Allotriophagy thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Dude! That is...gay! TO THE MAX!
     
  18. livingfortoday macrumors 68030

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    Heartbreak!!

    Oh no! I just got this response!
     

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  19. scem0 macrumors 604

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    I could say 'no' but how would you know that I wasn't being sarcastic? ;) :)

    e

    How devastating. Expect awkward looks from yourself in the mirror :).

    e
     
  20. SMM macrumors 65816

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    Nothing like that at all. It just never occurred to me as possibility. This is the first site I have been on that actually has personal interaction.
     
  21. wmmk macrumors 68020

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    i prefer people who i'm sure are not robots, thank you very much.
     
  22. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    Sometimes I feel that theres so much love that my heart will burst into little blood splattered chunks of flesh.....:confused: I just puked.


    Bless
     
  23. Allotriophagy thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Ricky Fitts - "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in. So I log out of MacRumors and go browse Slashdot for a while."
     
  24. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

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    [​IMG]

    I'm in love with her, but apparently she's not a member of MR. :(
     

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