Disassembling Bush

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  1. IJ Reilly macrumors P6

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    This classic example of Bushspeak got little attention:

    I really like how he told us what the word means.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4598109.stm
     
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  3. IJ Reilly thread starter macrumors P6

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    Dissemble, meaning to deceive.

    Disassemble means to take apart.
     
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    yeah, i'd just figured it out. thanks for beating me to it :)
     
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    You mean he's not talking about demolition contractors?
     
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    Bush likes to disassemble and dissemble.

    Sometimes he dissembles about his disassembling.
     
  7. IJ Reilly thread starter macrumors P6

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    Well I don't know... have you ever dealt with contractors?
     
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    It's kinda like that guy on Will and Grace. Nobody can be that gay. I mean... come on! Nobody can be this stupid and get so far ahead in politics. Either he's secretly brilliant, or he's a puppet. Either way, I'm a little scared. The only thing worse than evil is incompetance, and I can't figure out which this is. And why was everybody clapping? I mean, I know they're all pre-approved neocons... but what, were they paid?

    BTW, Mr. Bush, if you have to explain the joke... it's not that funny.
     
  9. skunk macrumors G4

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    I am a contractor. :cool:
     
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    ditto,ever dealt with a typical client,now thats dissembling.
    :mad:
     
  11. skunk macrumors G4

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    Funny how it happens just when it's time for the last payment...
    :rolleyes:
     
  12. IJ Reilly thread starter macrumors P6

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    I know. ;)
     
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    Stay tuned for more Mexed Missages from George W. Bush...
     
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    Are you kidding? He's the CEO of the worlds largest Demolitions Contractor.
     
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    Will they be in Spanish?
    ;)
     
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    They certainly won't be in English.
     
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    Spinglish? Or just Spanglish?
    Actually, "Spinglish" sounds like a good word for politician-speak....
     
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    It'll be in official Yale Redneckese, with a strong burnoutcokeheadsocietybrat accent.

    Kinda like crossing Ross Perot with Paris Hilton.
     
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    I was going to say "that's hot", but it's actually kinda icky.
     

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