Divorced Husband Gives Wife Half of Everything He Owns... Literally.

[bradl]

Adam Carolla used to have this game he played on his show LoveLine, called Germany or Florida. The premise of it was that they would read a story of some bizarre event that happened, and the caller would have to guess if the event happened in Germany or Florida - the places where most weird/bizarre events happen.

This definitely keeps that tradition alive. Enjoy.. or something.

http://www.lasvegasnow.com/news/husband-takes-giving-wife-half-of-what-he-owns-literal

Husband takes giving wife 'half of what he owns' literal
By Nikki Bowers
Published 06/19 2015 03:22PM

Hell have no fury like a man scorned??

One man proved that saying wasn't just for women. Following a divorce decree, a German man used power tools to give his ex-wife half of everything he owns.

The man posted the video that showed him cutting chairs, beds, phones, even a teddy bear in half for his ex on YouTube.

The website Marshable translated the description, and it said, "Thank you for 12 'beautiful' years, Laura! You've really earned half."

He has reportedly sent half of the pieces to his ex and is selling his halves on eBay.

Well, where there's a will there's a way.

BL.

 

[velocityg4]

What about the house, pets and kids?

 

[aaronvan]

Good thing he didn't subdivide Herr Johnson.

 

[rdowns]

****ing half wit.

 

[AlliFlowers]

Isn't that what John Denver did?

 

[ThinkDifferent24]

I bet the wife will just find a way to spin this to get more in the settlement.

 

[rhett7660]

This is funny though, and the fact he video'ed the whole thing to boot!

 

[JamesMike]

Adam Carolla used to have this game he played on his show LoveLine, called Germany or Florida. The premise of it was that they would read a story of some bizarre event that happened, and the caller would have to guess if the event happened in Germany or Florida - the places where most weird/bizarre events happen.

This definitely keeps that tradition alive. Enjoy.. or something.

http://www.lasvegasnow.com/news/husband-takes-giving-wife-half-of-what-he-owns-literal

BL.

That is one way to do it!

 

[MacTech68]

It's a viral campaign/creation of Deutsche Anwaltauskunft, an information portal for the German Bar Association.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33224187

&

https://anwaltauskunft.de/magazin/gesellschaft/panorama/1047/we-are-martin-g/

 

[libertysat]

No wonder she divorced the guy - he acts like he is f'n nuts

 

[iConnected]

It's a viral campaign/creation of Deutsche Anwaltauskunft, an information portal for the German Bar Association.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33224187
&
https://anwaltauskunft.de/magazin/gesellschaft/panorama/1047/we-are-martin-g/

No wonder she divorced the guy - he acts like he is f'n nuts

ie it's not real

 

[whooleytoo]

This is funny though, and the fact he video'ed the whole thing to boot!

...but he only shared half of it.

 

[v3rlon]

He obviously didn't cut the camera. If it was real, she would want half his eBay take, too (yes, I know, that would give her technically "3/4" but that wouldn't change it her going after it)

 

[MOFS]

People read @iConnected and @MacTech68 posts - it, like many of the things that look too good to be true on the internet, was a viral campaign i.e. it's not real.

 

[v3rlon]

on the internet, too BAD to be true applies too

 

[Mr. Retrofire]

People read @iConnected and @MacTech68 posts - it, like many of the things that look too good to be true on the internet, was a viral campaign i.e. it's not real.

Ohh no! And I thought everything I read on the Internet is TRUE, especially here on MR!

 

[SoOrdered]

...and he records and posts! LOL