Do you still "spank" the Snapple?

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Hummer, Oct 8, 2006.

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Do you still "spank" the snapple?

  1. Yes

    16 vote(s)
    43.2%
  2. No

    6 vote(s)
    16.2%
  3. Sometimes

    3 vote(s)
    8.1%
  4. What?! Are you nuts?

    12 vote(s)
    32.4%
  1. Hummer macrumors 65816

    Hummer

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    #1
    Do you still shake a snapple bottle up using the old fashion, ever popular, palm to bottom method?
     
  2. spicyapple macrumors 68000

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    #2
    I turn it upside down, and then spank the bottom with the palm of my hand. So yes. :)
     
  3. rockthecasbah macrumors 68020

    rockthecasbah

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    #3
    I don't "spank" the snapple per say, but i turn it upside down, shake, and watch it dissolve the crap caked on the bottom of the bottle. By the time i got into Snapple the whole spanking thing was out of fashion :eek:
     
  4. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

    MACDRIVE

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    #4
    I stopped spanking my Snapple before my 40th Birthday. [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. SamIchi macrumors 68030

    SamIchi

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    I haven't had a Snapple in so long. I do the spank with other things though. Not to shake up things but just to hear the popping noise.
     
  6. MrSmith macrumors 68040

    MrSmith

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    #6
    :confused: I assumed the title was euphemistic and MR had hit bottom. Obviously not.

    So what is 'Snapple'?
     
  7. OutThere macrumors 603

    OutThere

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    Every time. The cap has to 'pop' too, otherwise you didn't hit it hard enough.
     
  8. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    #8
    They're a drink company.
     
  9. xPismo macrumors 6502a

    xPismo

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    #9
    I've been told you can loose sensation if you spank it to hard. :cool:
     
  10. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

    MACDRIVE

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    #10
    These anti-depressants that I'm on take the urge out of doing it; which is great for me since Snapple can be so messy and sticky. :D
     
  11. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    #11
    I'm not much in the snapple culture... what is this snapple spank? why can't it just be shaken normally? :confused:
     
  12. SuperSnake2012 macrumors 6502a

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    #12
    When you spank the bottom, the cap pops and it comes right off :)
     
  13. yg17 macrumors G5

    yg17

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    #13
    Am I the only one who thought spanking the snapple meant something that had nothing to do with a fruit drink?
     
  14. jsw Moderator emeritus

    jsw

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    #14
    MrSmith did.
     
  15. kretzy macrumors 604

    kretzy

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    #15
    I too was thinking euphemistically - what a disappointment. :p

    Still, I'm struggling with the concept of spanking soft drink...crazy Americans. :rolleyes: ;)
     
  16. Lixivial macrumors 6502a

    Lixivial

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    #16
    So... these are reasons why "spanking the Snapple" is necessary? Odd, I don't think I'd want to mix that mold into my drink.

    Reason one?
    Reason two?
     
  17. iShane macrumors 6502a

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    #17
    I've never "spanked" my drinks but I always give them a tap on the lid.
     
  18. MACDRIVE macrumors 68000

    MACDRIVE

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    #18
    Katie, you can spank my Snapple anytime. :)
     
  19. iKwick7 macrumors 65816

    iKwick7

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    #19
    Is there any other way??? I turn it over give it to nice, solid spanks, maybe 3... and bam! we are good to go.

    I dunno why, but there is just something about snapple- I always feel so happy when I have one. :)
     

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