Dog Eats More than $800 in Cash

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    When the two women woke up, the dog had dug into the purse, and devoured more than $800 cash.

    Some pieces were spread around the house — and some were left in the backyard, after Peppy swallowed the money and did her business.

    "Pretty soon (I) came to a pile, that had a fifty dollar bill hanging out, part of a fifty, and I said 'gosh, look at that,'" Hulleman laughed. "There were lots of piles with money hanging out there, so I had to save it, rinse it, strain it."

    The dog owner taped together the remnants she recovered, and swapped the mangled bills for more than $700 bucks worth of fresh currency at a local bank.

    Hulleman is hanging on to half a one hundred dollar bill, in hopes she will recover the other portion. She is less optimistic that Pepper Ann will turn over a new leaf.
     
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    geez, what did she do? Dip the cash in gravy?
     
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    Well a study earlier had concluded that a lot currency in circulation was contaminated with trace amounts of fecal contamination. Add puppy poo to the mix and voila!
     
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    I dip all my cash in gravy, and put splenda on my credit cards.
     
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    I think the Treasury would have done all the dirty work for her, free.

    Just send the shreds, and the piles of poo and they will send back clean cash.
     
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    So the old saying "He has so much money he can wipe his ass with it" must be true then :D



    ugh.....disgusting thought. Thats why I use debit and rarely carry cash
     
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    Really, they do that? Who would trust them though? Kind of like the IRS doing your taxes for free. :)
     
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    just another reason why i rarely ever have cash on me.
     
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    They'll be paying out the ass for fines. :D

    And this is why when I'm 16, I'm switching to check/debit card. Except for school lunch. ;)
     
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    Hmm....maybe, but it's definitely too much money to spend on that bitch.



    Did the government just start a money laundering service?
     
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    $800 US (I assume) is a lot of notes to have in your purse

    Maybe they were going to buy an iPhone plus accesories the next day?
     
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    They will only replace money if you can show them both serial numbers and at least 75% of the bill.
     
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    I was kidding, but the article did say a grandma shredded some money and they honored it, but how good could a decrepit old hand and some scissors do anyway.
     
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    Funny you say that, I am nearly 16 and have two debit cards. Selling things on eBay makes life so much easier. 21st century lemonade stand!

    I am suprised the bank took money that was once in a pile of dog ****.
    Who here would dig $50 from a pile of dog crap? I wouldn't..
     
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    I would. But only because I have raised dogs for my whole life. I have dug worse things for less. :D
     
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    Well it depends how poor I would be.
    Oh, I love your name. And Plup Fiction!
     
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    Thanks wakka, is yours a salute to fozzy bear? imac with cheese was my first choice though (already taken), I registered at like 4 in the morning, then remembered a royale was a quarter pounder.

    I am only poor because of my mac habit.

    Tell me if your dog ever eats a fifty. :)
     
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    No, wakka is from a video game I played once. It was easy to remember, so I went for it.

    No Macs yet.. Because of this iPhone and my inability to save money.. :p

    And you're welcome to any bills I find in the backyard.
     
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    Yes, makes you wonder when people sniff their money as if to soak up the aroma of cash. Little do they know..:p
     
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    LOL.


    For any Married with Children fans, now we know how Peggy was able to sniff out Al's money :D
     

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