Don't tread on me (ya gotta read this)

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  1. stubeeef macrumors 68030

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    Sounds like she was also found with her pants down too.

    Now that is wierd news
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    At least they won't need to move her far for the funeral. ;)

    What's more embarrassing, the fact you died underneath a gravestone, or the fact you died while peeing? I'd be more embarrassed about the latter.
     
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    How horrible... her family must be in shock. What a weird way to go.
     
  6. Lacero macrumors 604

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    Well, at least it made for a good 5 minutes of entertainment.
     
  7. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    Just a thought.

    If someone were pissing on my grave, i'ld pull my head stone over on them.

    Sign her up fro the darwin awards.

    While desecrating a grave a Belgian woman managed to pull a massive head stone over on to herself while adjusting her squat for better aim...

    Part of me wonders if it was some type of bizarre goth porn.
     
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    You're in a graveyard, crouched down between two gravestones peeing, because you simply couldn't hold it in any longer. Just your luck, you are balancing yourself against a stone that is not too secure. Light enough for your weight to wobble, yet heavy enough to pin you. As it topples, and you are knocked down into a pool of your own urine, what is going through your mind?
    "You gotta be fricking kidding me!!!"
    Now you're pinned under the stone. you struggle to get free, but you're either too drunk to move it, or it's just too heavy. As you lose consciousness, one thought comes to you in a last bolt of clarity.
    "Those guys a MacRumors are gonna have a field day with this one...."

    This image is gonna stick with me all day today.
     
  10. broken_keyboard macrumors 65816

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    Ha - brilliant. It was a vengeful ghost...
     
  11. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Wow, just when you thought things could not get any weirder... :eek: ;)
     
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  13. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    :)

    Reminds me of a Bill Cosby routine.

    "How did you die?"
    "Me and a volkswagen drifted backwards into the bay."
    "You, you go to hell."

    Or the joke with the punchline

    "Well there I was naked in the refrigerator."
     
  14. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Yikes... :eek:
     
  15. question fear macrumors 68020

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    i love the naked in the fridge joke. my favorite when I was a kid!
     
  16. Mord macrumors G4

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    how long till wdlove prays for the family and scolds us for laughing at it ;)
     
  17. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Be nice. ;)

    We should feel bad for the person's family as they are no doubt going through a tough time.

    Still, you have to admit that her death was rather amusing.
     
  18. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I'm pretty sure this is not how you make Belgian pancakes.
     
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    :eek: Very nice spin on this acronym Lacero! :)
     
  21. AoWolf macrumors 6502a

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    More like 1.3. I really feel bad for the family I mean what a stupid and unexpected way to die. :(
     
  22. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    wow. see that goes to show you that anything can happen.
     
  23. mpw Guest

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    Maybe it was such a monumental piss she washed away the foundation soil!
     
  24. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    Aww, that really is ironic and a sad... makes you rethink getting drunk and not just using the raunchy restroom in the establishmen you got drunk at. :eek:
     
  25. stubeeef thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Well after the lawyers are done, there will be a warning label on grave stones.
    Or one from the Surgeon General. The federal government needs to protect us from this problem, it could spread to the states and become a menace.


    I can think of a few, can you?
     

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