Drunk

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by carpe diem, Oct 8, 2005.

  1. carpe diem macrumors 6502

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    How do you not get caught if you are drunk. They have alcotesters (This is a school)?

    Thanks
     
  2. eva01 macrumors 601

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    what the frack you want to drink at school assuming it is not a college.

    stupidest. idea. ever.
     
  3. iGary Guest

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    Don't drink in the first place.
     
  4. carpe diem thread starter macrumors 6502

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  5. eva01 macrumors 601

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    honestly don't do something this stupid.

    if you are going to drink go to a friends apartment, get plastered on Bacardi 151 then light your arm on fire, just like i did last night
     
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  7. Koodauw macrumors 68040

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    Sneak out, and stumble home quietly. Climb through a window. Be creative man.
     
  8. eva01 macrumors 601

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    when you are stumbling home don't do what i did and power hurl the entire way.

    i did that when i lived at college once, ugh i didn't feel good that next day.

    oh btw cantalope is the best thing ever for hangovers :p
     
  9. gwuMACaddict macrumors 68040

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    cant get caught if you dont drink in the first place...
     
  10. puckhead193 macrumors G3

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    are you in college and live in the dorms? My friend is an RA and just don't be noisey, don't give them a reason to want to come in.... (if your 21)
    if not then its not worth the risk of getting caught
     
  11. Dagless macrumors Core

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    im with iGary. just dont drink. unless its 'cool' ;) ... silly kids
     
  12. redAPPLE macrumors 68030

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    i say, get drunk but don't move around. get drunk and have a nice time WITH YOURSELF. well, if you are old enough of course. don't do anything while drinking. just drink. don't talk to girls, don't dance on tables. just enjoy it.
     
  13. eva01 macrumors 601

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    or do what i did when i was living at college, have your RA buy for you.
     
  14. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    Really focusing on your education, aren't you?
     
  15. bursty macrumors 6502a

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    Wow, dont listen to these guys. You're in college! Go crazy, get drunk, have fun. Only live once....
     
  16. desenso macrumors 6502a

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    Really nonjudgemental, aren't you?
     
  17. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    When all the costs of education are factored in, yeah, I guess I am.
     
  18. devilot Moderator emeritus

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    MythBusters did a bit about trying to get around breathalizers-- there is no way.

    If you let yourself get inebriated to the point where you are caught, and then the proper authorities use a breathalizer-- you will be found out.
     
  19. eva01 macrumors 601

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    mythbusters owns

    but this is the most i have ever posted in a thread, does that mean i have a drinking problem :p
     
  20. whocares macrumors 65816

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    When considering you're not paying, yeah, I guess you arn't. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


    To the OP: get so drunk you don't even care if you get caught! :eek: :eek: :D :D <-- sarcasm = very bad ideac ;)

    Have fun :)
     
  21. Jay42 macrumors 65816

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    Seconded

    There are ways to work hard and play hard. As long as you don't fail out and become a manager at BK, then you're gonna look back and wish you had more fun in college, not spent more time at the library.
     
  22. thedude110 macrumors 68020

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    Wow. I couldn't disagree with that more. I mean, you're right when you say that partying, and social development, are integral parts of college. But when I think back on my undergraduate days, I never say "I wish I'd had a few more Yuenglings." I do often say "God, I wish I'd been more attentive in Metaphysics."

    And some of my best times in college were spent in the library.

    And no, that's not a sex joke.

    It's a book joke.
     
  23. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Kama-Sutra?
     
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