dukestreet's friends almost always NAKED

Discussion in 'Community' started by jefhatfield, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. jefhatfield Retired

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    ok, let me explain ;)

    first, i believe all crop circles are done by humans, and i am not too sure dukestreet agrees with me on that

    so are they aliens? duke? he he...

    ok, here is my question:

    "why are aliens almost always naked in the movies and on TV?"

    i mean they have the technology to travel light years across the universe but don't have the common sense to cover up???

    and i want to hear back on this from more than just edvniow on this one:p
     
  2. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    physical form isn't important would be my guess. Think about how much you could save if you didn't need clothes - that quite a lot of space bucks!
     
  3. Backtothemac macrumors 601

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    Man, if we could convince earth women that clothes were not imporant. Man, we would have much more money, and *cough* the view would be much nicer would it not?
     
  4. krossfyter macrumors 601

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    well obvioulsy jef you know why us humans have to cover up.... you know your theology dont you? i know you do. aliens if they are real dont have that same problem i suspect.

    a) if they are real and seperate from demons....
    they dont have that problem that humans have so no need to cover up
    b) if they are demons....
    they dont need to cover up of course ... they are demons.
    c) if they are fake and are a product of an over imaginary public
    then the publics got some sub concious perversion issues that freud never thought of.


    who knows! im just one human amongst 6 billion.
     
  5. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Provided everyone has to stay thin....I've seen some nasty sites - sort of like krossfyters women in the Dominican Republic going topless - not good.

    But then if clothes weren't important, well, being naked wouldn't be that big a deal. Besides, there are only so many places you would be comfortable (climate wise). You still need to bundle up in Alaska....

    D
     
  6. diorio macrumors 6502a

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    There would certainly be more of a need to stay in shape.:D
     
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    he he he....very true....but then what would be considered attractive & sexy?
     
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    Re: dukestreet's friends almost always NAKED

    Darn, no strippers or porn stars...
     
  9. diorio macrumors 6502a

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    hmm, not sure, because everyone would be used to seeing everyone else naked. It would also be weird because you wouldn't get "excited" everytime you saw a beautiful women, but I guess, if you did get "excited, then she is very attractive.
     
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    There's also the "engineering" angle to consider..... It's quite neccessary for Women to have ... er... support just as it's quite neccesary to have something to keep Men's packages from slapping themselves numb when we run.
     
  11. vniow macrumors G4

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    Re: dukestreet's friends almost always NAKED


    A ha ha. Very funny.

    I come back inside after washing the car, see a thread with NAKED in the title and it's about aliens.

    How dissapointing.:(:p


    Seriously, I'd say that aliens don't wear clothes cuz their culture is different, after all, there are some human cultures that don't wear a whole bunch, not so much now, but within the last 500 years or so.

    They probably view sexuality as sonething that's beyond physical form would be by guess.:)

     
  12. P-Worm macrumors 68020

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    Don't you mean convince HOT Earth women? The ugly ones should keep their clothes on.:D

    Sorry if I have offended any ugly women...

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  13. King Cobra macrumors 603

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    The closest I can think of to clothed aliens would be in The Simpsons, with the alien creatures in the style of Clinton and Bush Sr.

    But who's going to clothe a $1000 robot-controlled mock up of an alien for the movies anyways? :p
     
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    Maybe they just have the common sense to know that everyone has genitals, and there is no reason to hide them. I mean if we had some wierd culture trait of covering up our left pinkie fingers, and in India they don't cover them up, would they be wierd? We would think so, but it wouldn't be true. It is all what you percieve as being strange. To aliens, maybe not wearing clothes is strange.
     
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    Well, you do the old Vulcan Mind Meld....a really nice brain would probably be the turn on. But then with psi powers, you could do all sorts of things....;)
     
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    :p :p :p Cheeky :p :p :p
     
  17. jefhatfield thread starter Retired

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    and as you get older like me, more and more women qualify in my book as hot women

    when i was 19, i dated (or hang out with) this 28 year old french woman who was gorgeous, but somehow i thought she was too old for me

    now when i see a 28 year old woman, she looks like a teenager:p
     
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    "dude...check out the melon on her!"

    "heh...she must have an IQ of 160!" :D
     
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    marilyn vos savant
     
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    You should have been born as a Ferengi then... :D

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  22. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    If our society ever gets to that point, do you think our bodies will look the same, physically?

    The reason aliens go around naked is they have evolved to the point where reproduction takes place asexually in test tubes and incubators, requiring neither sex to have any sort of well defined genitalia. This creates an androgynous race where gender is less important, finally allowing us to free ourselves of gender stereotypes and inequities.

    Their nudity is an expression of the equality of their people.:D
     
  23. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    But that sort of sucks if you get stranded on a desert planet.....

    I wonder if they'd ever remake the show to be Gilligan's Planet?
     
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  25. jefhatfield thread starter Retired

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    lost in space was kind of funny to me with dr. smith messing up all the time...gilligan did that on gilligan's island

    i can see a remake of gilligan's island soon

    they did spiderman, the brady bunch, wild wild west, mission impossible, and charlie's angels...so why not gilligan's island

    i could see them casting jim carrey as gilligan:p

    adam sandler would also be great for the role
     

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