"Dwarf superglues todger to hoover"

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    edesignuk

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    Meant to post this yesterday after reading it in the paper, totally forgot until I found it on The Register today. Genius! :D

    The Register.
     
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    Jaffa Cake

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    So it was part of a circus act then, and not some dodgy fetish thing? I suppose that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

    If you’ll excuse the expression. :p
     
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    jczubach

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    "I just wished the ground could swallow me up" Well for certain, something sure tried to 'swallow him up', and that ain't my idea of a good first date. sheesh:p
     
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    iSaint

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    Man, that sucks!

    easiest pun possible given the content... :D
     
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    dmw007

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    That is too funny! :D :cool:


    I bet he will think twice before using superglue next time. :p
     
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    iBlue

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    Could have been worse:

    jimglue.jpg

    "I glued myself... to myself!"
     
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    Southern

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    lols.

    Gentlemen, we are one step close to seeing some impossibly silly things. What next, a man eats his own head?
     
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    Cybergypsy

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    Lol......
     
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    Abstract

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    I hope his story regarding this being a part of his "act" is true.

    Otherwise......man......get some money and pay a proper prostitute to suck it. Using a hoover is just ghetto.
     
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    Bern

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    Phew! I misread the title to read "Dwarf superglues toddler to hoover"

    Well I guess he was just trying to get ahead in his act :)
     
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    Jasonbot

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    Does he call his thing todger? Thats dodge(r)...
     
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    MrSmith

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    I believe the usual excuse for this affliction is something about 'falling over'...

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    maccompaq

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    Another use for super glue.
     
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    bennyboi

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    What?

    Show some respect. Haven't we all had an incident at some time or another involving a vacuum, superglue, and a drawf? It's called Tuesday, people. Sheesh.
     
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    RedTomato

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    I nearly saw this happen.

    I just got back from the Edinburgh festival a few days ago, was working there supporting a theatre crew. Saw lots of shows, was planning to go see Circus of Horrors, but expensive ticket prices and bad reviews put me off that one.

    Here's a review from the Register:

    And here's a picture of the septic dwarf himself with the todger-hoover (sans glue):

    [​IMG]
     
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    MrSmith

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    Nursey looks a wee fine lass, though.
     
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    Tom B.

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    Hah! I was about to say the exact same thing. Weird.
     
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    MacNut

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    Helllllo nurse.:p
     
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    calculus

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    Put the superglue down MacNut, it's not worth it...
     
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    MacNut

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    Who said anything about superglue.:D
     

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