El chupacabra is taking over ... RUSSIA!

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  1. katie ta achoo macrumors G3

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    Seems my little pet is making his way around the world.

    I know my chupacabra was invented by the Cuban government, but how do you think el chupacabra (I call him "choopie") got to a rural Russian village?

    answer: I let choopie use my frequent flier miles.:D

    How do you feel about el chupacabra? Cuban urban legend gone wrong or perhaps.. something more?
     
  2. peterparker macrumors regular

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    Choopie may have been smuggled in as part of some sucky communist goat for crab swap operation. Stranger things have happened.

    Can't he be both?
     
  3. OnceUGoMac macrumors 6502a

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    Russia obviously needs better border security. I'm gonna start a group called the Cossaks and we gonna have some vigilante justice!
     
  4. katie ta achoo thread starter macrumors G3

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    I have heard of ol' choopie talking about going to Australia next... :eek:


    If you see a lady chupacabra (la chupacabra), don't hurt her! Detain her please... El Chupacabra (Choopie) gets lonely. He is the only chupacabra we know.
     
  5. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Thanks for the warning. I'll get my anti-choopie hacksaw warmed up.
     
  6. Airforce macrumors 6502a

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    Urban legend gone wrong. I saw a documentary on it not too long ago. Hardly believable after the facts are checked.
     
  7. DZ/015 macrumors 6502a

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    You might want to place the carrier pigeons on alert as well.
     
  8. peterparker macrumors regular

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    WTF mate! Its a chupacanguro!
     
  9. katie ta achoo thread starter macrumors G3

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    Or did they make up that they made up the chupacabra, just to put minds at ease?

    Stranger things have happened.. :D

    :( Everyone's against him tonight.
    I hear he tastes good with a nice dry wine. I'm sure you have one in your stellar cellar.
    (I like to rhyme.)
     
  10. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    Natural enemies, what can I say. :p
     
  11. Chundles macrumors G4

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    Roo + Red = Yummo.

    Katie, if your precious pet doesn't come back to you, would you take comfort in knowing that it's death made a bunch of hungry and thirsty people happy?
     
  12. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    If it is one of the (exceedingly rare) Lesser-Spotted Russian Chupacabrovs, be warned that they're very, very hairy to combat the bleak Russian winters. Your little Chupacabra might find it a bit off putting, to be honest.
     
  13. katie ta achoo thread starter macrumors G3

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    El chupabacra knows how to wax.
    Thats how he keeps his face so sleek and smooth and aerodynamic, so he can pounce on his prey quickly.
     
  14. pknz macrumors 68020

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    I though El Chupacabra was the thing that if you looked at its eyes, killed you or something. Should really pay more attention when friends read those UFO/Aliens/Unexplained type books...
     
  15. AliensAreFuzzy macrumors 68000

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    "Hey Grif, chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. It's got a ring to it."
     
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    nah thts the mexican staring-chupacabra, a southern kin.

    did anyone read the headlines below the article? seriously, thats comedy you just can't write.
     
  18. katie ta achoo thread starter macrumors G3

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    No, chupacabra kills goats.
    Chupa -suck
    cabra- goat

    He sucks the blood of goats.

    If you look at Medusa, you turn to stone. :confused:
     
  19. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    You might be thinking of the Cockatrice or the Basilisk – a couple of mythological beasties that can kill you with a glance.

    I reckon katie's El Chupacabra would whoop them both in a fight, however. :p
     
  20. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Such terrible news about the escaped El Chupacabra katie! :eek:

    Any news on what the death count has risen to at present? ;) :)
     

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