Err, why is my iPod Touch greasy?

Discussion in 'iPod touch' started by Hello.there, Dec 19, 2007.

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    Hello.there

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    I am hygienic, honest. My hands are shiny clean at all times. So why is my iPod Touch so oily/greasy all the time (front and back)? And that little cloth doesn't help. Am I alone on this?
     
  2. macrumors 6502

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    I washed my hands about 10 times a day when i had my ipod touch and its still greasy, a slightly moist kleenex rub down does wonders for the grease
     
  3. macrumors 6502a

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    And people say an iPod touch/iPhone stylus is a stupid idea...
     
  4. macrumors 65816

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    Natural oils are always being secreted from your skin - you may not feel it, but it's there.
     
  5. macrumors 6502

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    Someone is using your iPod Touch while you sleep!
     
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    brad.c

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    Do you subconsciously hold it up to your head, hoping and believing that it's an iPhone? Do you use meatlovers pizzas for doilies? Are you schizophrenic with a hand cream dependancy? Did you wash it in New Improved Dawn, with the magic formula that makes grease disappear?

    Reminds me of that time I was eating Cheesies while watching adult pay-per-view...
     
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    Vigilante

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    Eew.
     
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    TurboSC

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    lol, have fun losing your touch wand.

    Maybe you're just a very subtly greasy person. :p

    Honestly my iPhone is greasy too, even when I don't use it often. ( damn you grease, you win again :mad: )
     
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    OrangeCuse44

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    the grease cannot be stopped. whyyyyy oh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
     

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