Eyelikeart missing....

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  1. Moxiemike macrumors 68020

    Moxiemike

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    Folks.

    I was on the phone last night with Eye, and as he was leaving some convienience store around 1am (2am my time) i heard someone approach him, there was yelling and screaming, a struggle and then silence.

    I tried to call his phone and i spoke with his abducters. They have him someone in the bayou. They're holding him hostage.

    Does anyone want to contribute to the kitty to have him released? I want my friend back.

    :(

    It's a sad day for macrumors.... help eye. please?
     
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  3. Moxiemike thread starter macrumors 68020

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    what are you talking about? i'm serious. :(
     
  4. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    How much do we have to pay the kidnappers to keep him? :eek:

    We better make up our minds quick, before they realize how much toilet paper he goes through in a day. I don't think any kidnapper would have a big enough budget for that.
     
  5. Moxiemike thread starter macrumors 68020

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    I'm awaiting a phone call or something from the abdictors.

    Please don't make jokes about this. i'm serious. my friend is in trouble. :(
     
  6. dotcomlarry macrumors regular

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    If in fact this is true (which i doubt) you'd be much better off asking the police to help, rather than a Mac rumor board.
     
  7. Stike macrumors 65816

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    If they have his cell phone, the police should be able to track its location. Try that.

    I REALLY don´t know if this turns out to be a bad joke, moxie...
     
  8. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    help me...

    they made me post here to let u know that I'm ok...but they're HORRIBLE!!

    they're making me...ugh...I cannot even bare to say it...post this from a PC... :(

    they said if u comply with their demands...they'll let me go...

    oh god! they just told me there's no toilet here!!!! :eek:

    what am I going to do?! :confused:
     
  9. Stike macrumors 65816

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    Re: help me...

    OMG it is true... they got him. Looks like they demand a new DELL-PC before they let eye go! ARRRGH!!
     
  10. MacBandit macrumors 604

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    Just let them have him for a week. No one can put up with that body odor for that long.:)
     
  11. Stelliform macrumors 68000

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    Re: help me...

    I'll go save you eye! Where did they take you... hmmm lets see... a Dell computer.... No toliet.... It must be M$'s house of the future!
     
  12. vniow macrumors G4

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    Re: help me...

    No toilet?!?

    My gawd, you'll explode!
     
  13. applemacdude macrumors 68040

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    omg...bill gates kidnapped eye....whatever are we ganna do?:eek:
     
  14. Stike macrumors 65816

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    Re: Re: help me...

    If used properly, eye can nuke the evil guys and save his butt :) Voila, problem solved!
     
  15. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Re: help me...

    When you have to go, you have to go! A toilet is a recent invention afterall, think it may have been invented on April 1st. :p
     
  16. Moxiemike thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Re: Re: help me...

    Were gonna get you buddy.

    Shame you still have that old analogue cell phone. :(
     
  17. vniow macrumors G4

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    Re: Re: Re: help me...

    Look up in the sky!
    It's a bird!
    It's a plane!
    It's....oh gawd, what's that horrible smell?

    Have no fear, the Poopastic Avenger is here!

    He can empty tall toilets in a single flush!
    Turn turds into wine with his laser vision!
    And when he's really feeling constipated, watch out for those flaming balls of poop!
     
  18. teabgs macrumors 68030

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    Re: Re: help me...

    So, I hate to be serious in this thread....but um, there were flushing toilets and running water in ancient Rome. The Roman empire had a lot of stuff that dissappeared with the middle ages and didn't resurface until many centuries later...
     
  19. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    a ransom note

    So like, we're kidnappers or something. We have your friend eyelikepoop and won't give him up until you, uh, meat our demands. Yeah.

    First, we're going to need to be disinfected from all of his gasseousness. That boy is really gross.

    Second, we nude photos of Hillary Clinton. That's one hottie!

    Third, we want new iSpuds, the new device that turns common sweet potatos into portable mp3 player/video player combos.

    If our demands aren't met within 12 hours we will plug him with a giant cork and he will explode.

    don't be dumb.
     
  20. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    This is an all time low....ha!

    But the modern flush toilet wasn't invented until the 1800s - the things the Romans had weren't quite the same.

    D
     
  21. vniow macrumors G4

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    Nah, I've seen worse come from eyelikepoop.[​IMG]
     
  22. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I don't know, a few hours after they resort to the giant cork, they're going to need a hazmat team to clean the hideout up. :eek:
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  23. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Actually, a Roman Emperor, can't remember which one, it could have been so many, executed someone by tying off his 'thing' and forcing him to drink water till his bladder exploded. Not a fun way to die.....

    D
     
  24. Moxiemike thread starter macrumors 68020

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