Family for sale on ebay

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  1. coopdog macrumors 6502a

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    Featured on the Today show, today, is a family of four for sale on ebay. It seems that ebay has stopped the auction, haha. Really for 5 mil what are you buying? Love? I guess ebay shut the auction down for lack of a prouduct? Last time I checked love wasn't something you could buy...
    Oh wait the Joe Millionaire show on Fox. My mistake. You really think the girls did for love. Or 50 Mill?
    For a starting price of $5,000,000.00 I would want more than free christmas cards and a call on my birthday.
     
  2. mymemory macrumors 68020

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    I want to be bought

    If you resolve my visa and take me out of here you can buy me.

    I'm the perfect companion for a girl like this.

    No waranty, no complains, lot of satisfaction, sex, romance, iexperience lover, nteresting talker, hard worker, etc.

    My price:

    Just a visa and that is. :cool:
     
  3. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Re: I want to be bought

    Watch out you'll probably end up being bought as the wife for a big fat hairy white man, or worse yet - a Michael Jackson companion (nah, you're too old for that).
     
  4. alex_ant macrumors 68020

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    Re: I want to be bought

    I hope you never get high winds in Venezuela. She'll break right in half.
     
  5. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Re: I want to be bought

    I remember Sarah Michelle Gellar before she was famous. She played Kendall Hart on "All My Children," as Erica Kane's daughter. That was in the early 90's, I miss her on the show.
     
  6. SPG macrumors 65816

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    Re: Re: I want to be bought

    You ARE a woman aren't you! Why did you say you were a guy on the male female thread?
     
  7. wdlove macrumors P6

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    My wife got me interested in the Soap Opera. My father-in-law a retired physician, is addicted to 3 soap opera's. It was my grand parents that 1st started me on a soap opera "General Hospital". Remember talking about it with my mother, my dad got angry when he found out it was just a soap opera. So its not just women that are interested. College students plan their classed around a soap opera, male & female! ;)
     
  8. 3rdpath macrumors 68000

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    when i first enrolled in college my friends( who had been there a year already) suggested i plan my classes around AMC and GH...after figuring out that AMC and GH were soap operas, i laughed my ass off. how incredibly stupid.

    by my second year, i had no classes in the soap "time slots"...thankfully, it was a pastime i left upon graduation..all my other college pastimes( drinking, drugs, promiscuity...) took a few years to kick...;)

    but hey, soaps aren't any more banal than watching football or baseball.
     
  9. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    The auction was removed because eBay prohibits the sale of human beings or parts of human beings on their site. This auction would have had to have been for their services, which would be a hard arguement to make.

    I'd have left the guy if he put me and our kids up on ebay...

    :)
    pnw
     
  10. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    i buy and sell folks for a pack of cigarettes.....
     
  11. 3rdpath macrumors 68000

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    ahh, those crazy carefree days in prison...
     
  12. scem0 macrumors 604

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    Re: Re: I want to be bought

    I don't think she would. She is quite tough after working in Buffy
    the Vampire Slayer. She has done all those fight scenes, and a
    bunch of stunts. Most of the stunts on Buffy she does on her own.
     
  13. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    Details, man, i want to know how to do this! how many people would i have to get for a carton?

    pnw
     
  14. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    depends if they's a scrawny biatch

    or a good sized bitch.

    for instance..... 3rdpath.... he's a 2 pack.
     
  15. mymemory macrumors 68020

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    Yep, SMG was nicer when she was younger.

    But as we say: "fresh hey for the old horse" :D
     
  16. G4scott macrumors 68020

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    The only good soap opera drama in my life was As the Apple Turns, but they stopped updating :(

    I have friends that must see certain soap operas every day...

    I really have better ways to waste my time...
     
  17. 3rdpath macrumors 68000

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    man, i get a smackdown and i don't see it for days.....ouch.

    2 packs? i...feel...so...cheap....
     
  18. GeeYouEye macrumors 68000

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    No they didn't. They took a vacation. Their last update was 3 days ago. Admittedly, it's infrequent, but not stopped.
     
  19. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Everyone has their vice! ;)
     
  20. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    I wonder...

    how Mr./Mrs. eBay would react to me selling my poop on their site? :eek: :D ;) :p
     
  21. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

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    Re: I wonder...

    YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING UP THAT TOPIC HUH?
    sorry capslock
    damn ibm netvista
    i want my ibook, too bad i left in in the dorm today ;)
    oh well i guess i can play with this cool little drive thingie that accepts these little disks that are about 3.5" wide and have a really small storage capasity. they call em "Floppies" weird huh?
    never seen em before :D
     

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