Fecal Coffee?

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  1. Sayhey macrumors 68000

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    Ok, I'm willing to try almost anything once, but here is something I think I'll just skip.

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  2. Lacero macrumors 604

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    Just plain retarded. This reminds me of these insane people: Freegans.

    Here's to the Crazy Ones [​IMG]
     
  3. rdowns Suspended

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    Eat your heart out Starbucks.

    I'm a coffee lover but no way I drink coffee that was once sh**.
     
  4. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    It's not that bad. It tastes a little bit muddy, but it's very subtle. I think the muddiness is more a characteristic of the type of bean rather than a result of its travels.
     
  5. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Man, these people have really s**ty taste in coffee.
     
  6. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I remember reading about a coffee that was produced from coffe beans vomited from another kind of small mammal, but this is taking things a little further...
     
  7. Golden_315 macrumors member

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    This reminds me of that Coffe Enema stuff......I'll pass thanks.
     
  8. Sayhey thread starter macrumors 68000

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    This from the website selling the coffee online:

    emphasis added tastes of the world.net

    Hmmm.... I can't seem to place that aroma. I know I've smelled it before. It kinda smells like sh..! Nevermind let's drink up! :)
     
  9. bartelby macrumors Core

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    It's all from http://www.edible.com
    I bought my friend one of the lollies, a champagne and 24K Gold one.
    The coffee that's puked up is the Weasel coffee.
     
  10. Deepdale macrumors 68000

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    Just when you thought it was safe to consider one orifice as being less offensive than the other. It looks like the Starbucks menu may need to be modified:

    Crappucino -- Fabulous rear end blend ... it'll really get you going.
     
  11. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    I saw some of this for sale a couple of years ago.

    It didn't intrigue me enough to shell out the money for it.

    Besides I have more... brutal taste in coffee than most people.
     
  12. kretzy macrumors 604

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    I don't think it would be that bad. I'd give it a try if it wasn't so expensive.
     
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    What do you mean by "brutal"?? So not only do you need feces on your beans, but blood as well?

    And even as a coffee lover, isn't there a better way to spend your money? Why not just fly to a place where they grow coffee beans and get the beans super-fresh? It'll probably be the greatest coffee ever.
     
  14. iDM macrumors 6502a

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    I bet it still tastes better then this:
     

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  15. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus

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    Wasn't this in an episode of CSI in one of the early seasons?
     
  16. 840quadra Moderator

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    Agreed, The first time I had it I had no idea about it's travels. It did have somewhat of a unique taste, but nothing was gross about it. The logo on the dispenser that I got the coffee from should have said something to me however!. :eek:

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    Remember people, the coffee is Roasted afterwards at temps hot enough to kill anything nasty that remains on it.

    I won't go out of my way to buy any though!
     
  17. kretzy macrumors 604

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    View attachment 37987

    Is this for real? Coz I think it would taste good. Just like Kaluha and Coke mmmmm (yes I know it sounds yuk, but try it and you'll love it!)
     
  18. crazycat macrumors 65816

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    Why would someone want to drink something like that, its just retarded.
     
  19. kretzy macrumors 604

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    Why would someone want to the filtering organ of a slaughtered beast, or cheese that has mould growing in it , or perhaps the raw musculature and innards of a mollusk? :rolleyes:

    btw i'm not vegetarian
     
  20. brett_x macrumors newbie

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    Austin Powers...

    I think Austin Powers said it right:

    :eek:
     
  21. kretzy macrumors 604

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    LOL :D

    A most appropriate quite for this thread!
     
  22. dcv macrumors G3

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    hehehe, very good :D

    Or a frappooccino for the Summer


    Hmm, think I'll pass on this and just stick with my Illy Espresso, thanks
     
  23. MongoTheGeek macrumors 68040

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    A well roasted Kenyan or Ethiopian coffee. Something with a bit of bite to it and high acidity.

    I have often pondered retiring to Jamaica to live on coffee and jerk... mmm...

    One reason I have heard that this civet coffee is better is because they only eat the really ripe beans, and that most coffee is a mix of ripe, overripe and underripe. Its just getting the rats to sort the beans for you.
     
  24. Lau Guest

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    That reminds me of the squirrels sorting nuts in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Except they do it differently. Now that would be a classic kids film scene. :D
     
  25. joepunk macrumors 68030

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    Um... Gross.

    Glade I skipped having a cup of joe this morning.
     

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