FINALLY, this is bigger than a G5 powerbook

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  1. M. Malone macrumors 6502a

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  2. Dr. Dastardly macrumors 65816

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    You would think he would have announced this at Paris or at least on Tuesday. :p
     
  3. Jedda macrumors regular

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    I'm going to become rich and famous when i invent a device to stab people in the face over the internet.
     
  4. FuzzyBallz macrumors 6502a

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    Ok, seriously, I have to start copyrighting my ideas. 1st the saran wrap ipod, now the iporn. Stop stealing my ideas you SOBs.
     
  5. aswitcher macrumors 603

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    :)

    I would have expected Steve to push the usefulness of the iSight camera and some sort of garageband like release for this for iLife.
     
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    This is the first time in a long time that I have laughed out loud at a post. I thank you.
     
  7. sorryiwasdreami macrumors 6502a

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    Not only was that article really humorous, but - I hate to say it - that's a genious idea.
     
  8. NusuniAdmin macrumors 6502a

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    technically you cant copyright ideas unless they are written down, you can patent ideas though
     
  9. Diatribe macrumors 601

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    rofl

    This is just great. The insane thing is that this could actually work... That though seems like the stuff MS or Real would do ;)
     
  10. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    no, no, it will be a business from apple if they get the iDildo ... :p
     
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    Finally, someone is taking serious action and addressing the porn situation on the internet.
     
  12. Bob21 macrumors newbie

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    OMG! Is this for real?

    Never let it be said that Apple doesn't give the people what they want.

    But does anyone else think this could have a negative effect for Apple? Every time Apple is mentioned in the media, they will be associated with the porn service (much like they are now with iTunes).
     
  13. Diatribe macrumors 601

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    You're kidding me right? Please tell me you just turned 13. Pleeeeaaaseee. :p
     
  14. isgoed macrumors 6502

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    And with the aid of the iDildo they can lock the market down, since it is only compatible with iPorn (iPorn can make your iDildo move on the tempo of the movie).

    And Steve Jobs forgot to mention how they are better than all those sites that ask for your credit card the instant you click on anything.
     
  15. isgoed macrumors 6502

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    iDildo

    10000 Porn movies in your ****

    for men and women
    [​IMG]
     
  16. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    (la la la la la)
    Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you move, mama
    Get on the floor and move your booty moma ...
    :p
     

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    Jesus people, this is a friggin year old already.
    oooh oooh ooh iporn, how friggin clever. whupdeedo
     
  18. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Lighten up, it's funny :rolleyes:
     
  19. kerb macrumors regular

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    why would Apple encode in MPEG4?

    c'mon they could have made it a tad more realistic by making it Quictime .mov format.


    :p
     
  20. Diatribe macrumors 601

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    Somebody is in a bad mood today. What happened? Did your favorite TV show go off the air or did you drop your toothbrush in the toilet? :p
     
  21. homerjward macrumors 68030

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    very funny. or very awesome whichever :p :eek: :D . wouldn't they encode in h.264 though? lol did yall see the link to the dMac and vMac? that was funny too...
     
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    "Damn it, my dildo experienced a kernel panic right when I was about to splooge!"
     
  23. homerjward macrumors 68030

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    that's just one of those lines that is funny, but absolutely rofl hilarious(!!!) when taken out of context...
     

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