Flatteneing Chicken Breasts

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    MorganX

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    Anyone here any good at it?
     
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    tazo

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    umm buy a metal mallet, put the breasts between plastic wrap, and take the flat (not spiked) end of the mallet and whack at it until it is flattened.
     
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    MorganX

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    Yeah, simple enough. I was hoping there was some secret. They never come out very good. I can never get them to 1/4" without tearing, and they never come out square. There has to be a secret.
     
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    Ugg

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    Take a cutting board, plastic or wood, place it over the wrapped meat and whack the board. The pressure is more evenly distributed and you don't end up with tears. I don't know how to get them to be square though.
     
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    mactastic

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    whack it with a rolling pin or mallet, and use 2 layers of heavy duty saran wrap on each side, then put a towel under it and on top.
     
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    rainman::|:|

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    the simple answer is, of course, a chicken mammogram...
     
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    Why? what did the chicken ever do????
     
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    Royal Pineapple

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    it likes the cock.






    the ROOSTER, what were you thinking?
     
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    Royal whats Wrong with that??... Everyone likes the cock, i have one on my roof.......

    Someone call the SPCDA!!!!Geez thats horrid....

    When i die i dont want someone putting me between two layers of double thick plastic wrap and hitting me with a hammer..

    Cant you just eat the chicken un flattened???
     
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    Yea, no one likes flat breasts.:D
     
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    mrjamin

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    put it in the bottom of your shoe and walk around on it for a day - that should do the trick
     
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    Mr. Anderson

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    Pathetic - MorganX was actually asking advice where does it end?
    :rolleyes:
     

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