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Flatteneing Chicken Breasts

Discussion in 'Wasteland' started by MorganX, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. macrumors 6502a


    Anyone here any good at it?
  2. macrumors 68040


    umm buy a metal mallet, put the breasts between plastic wrap, and take the flat (not spiked) end of the mallet and whack at it until it is flattened.
  3. macrumors 6502a


    Yeah, simple enough. I was hoping there was some secret. They never come out very good. I can never get them to 1/4" without tearing, and they never come out square. There has to be a secret.
  4. Ugg
    macrumors 68000


    Take a cutting board, plastic or wood, place it over the wrapped meat and whack the board. The pressure is more evenly distributed and you don't end up with tears. I don't know how to get them to be square though.
  5. macrumors 68040


    whack it with a rolling pin or mallet, and use 2 layers of heavy duty saran wrap on each side, then put a towel under it and on top.
  6. macrumors 603


    the simple answer is, of course, a chicken mammogram...
  7. macrumors 6502

    Why? what did the chicken ever do????
  8. macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

    it likes the cock.

    the ROOSTER, what were you thinking?
  9. macrumors 6502

    Royal whats Wrong with that??... Everyone likes the cock, i have one on my roof.......

    Someone call the SPCDA!!!!Geez thats horrid....

    When i die i dont want someone putting me between two layers of double thick plastic wrap and hitting me with a hammer..

    Cant you just eat the chicken un flattened???
  10. macrumors 6502

    Yea, no one likes flat breasts.:D
  11. macrumors 65816


    put it in the bottom of your shoe and walk around on it for a day - that should do the trick
  12. Moderator emeritus

    Mr. Anderson

    Pathetic - MorganX was actually asking advice where does it end?

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