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Flatteneing Chicken Breasts

Discussion in 'Wasteland' started by MorganX, Jun 8, 2003.

  1. macrumors 6502a

    MorganX

    #1
    Anyone here any good at it?
     
  2. macrumors 68040

    tazo

    #2
    umm buy a metal mallet, put the breasts between plastic wrap, and take the flat (not spiked) end of the mallet and whack at it until it is flattened.
     
  3. macrumors 6502a

    MorganX

    #3
    Yeah, simple enough. I was hoping there was some secret. They never come out very good. I can never get them to 1/4" without tearing, and they never come out square. There has to be a secret.
     
  4. Ugg
    macrumors 68000

    Ugg

    #4
    Take a cutting board, plastic or wood, place it over the wrapped meat and whack the board. The pressure is more evenly distributed and you don't end up with tears. I don't know how to get them to be square though.
     
  5. macrumors 68040

    mactastic

    #5
    whack it with a rolling pin or mallet, and use 2 layers of heavy duty saran wrap on each side, then put a towel under it and on top.
     
  6. macrumors 603

    rainman::|:|

    #6
    the simple answer is, of course, a chicken mammogram...
     
  7. macrumors 6502

    #7
    Why? what did the chicken ever do????
     
  8. macrumors 65816

    Royal Pineapple

    #8
    it likes the cock.






    the ROOSTER, what were you thinking?
     
  9. macrumors 6502

    #9
    Royal whats Wrong with that??... Everyone likes the cock, i have one on my roof.......

    Someone call the SPCDA!!!!Geez thats horrid....

    When i die i dont want someone putting me between two layers of double thick plastic wrap and hitting me with a hammer..

    Cant you just eat the chicken un flattened???
     
  10. macrumors 6502

    #10
    Yea, no one likes flat breasts.:D
     
  11. macrumors 65816

    mrjamin

    #11
    put it in the bottom of your shoe and walk around on it for a day - that should do the trick
     
  12. Moderator emeritus

    Mr. Anderson

    #12
    Pathetic - MorganX was actually asking advice where does it end?
    :rolleyes:
     

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