Fred For President!

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Desertrat, Oct 12, 2003.

  1. Desertrat macrumors newbie

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  3. Desertrat thread starter macrumors newbie

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    Hmmm. But he shovels a more pungent form of, er, "scorn", that's it, scorn, onto the NeoCons than has anybody on this Board. :D Call him an equal-opportunity shoveler.

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    i often thought about being a satirist and i got the humor of rush limbaugh's homeless olympics and i got a kick out of the shopping car races *even the liberals were laughing at that one i know

    but my favorite of all time is woody allen

    "i don't get mad, i just grow a tumor"

    one day senator jesse helms decides to to about proving that the gay lifestyle is wrong and an affront to "real" american society, so he starts a commission to go out and research the topic...being the ever so diligent senator he decides to be a hands on overseer of his pet project

    after a hard day of research jesse walks lickety-split into a bar on the beltway and orders a drink from his favorite bartender

    "hey there, i think i will have something to drink" shoots jesse

    "what will it be, then?"

    "i think i will have five bourbon shots"

    "woah, there senator...what's the occassion?"

    "i am celebrating my first blowjob"

    "well heck, if you can't get drunk off of five shots, the sixth is on me"

    "oh, i'm not tyring to get drunk, i'm just trying to get that funny taste out of my mouth"

    :eek:
     

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