Free Golf Trips and Lobsters for Congress

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  1. wwworry macrumors regular

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    from http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a=2003/1/12/170130
    I don't get congress. Why are they all so scummy? Maybe because if they had to find a real job they would be ****-out-of-luck.
     
  2. SPG macrumors 65816

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    Sure congress is a bunch of jackasses, and yet everyone thinks that their rep is okay. I say throw out all the bums and redo the system to keep money, parties, and lobbyists out.
     
  3. alex_ant macrumors 68020

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    I can't wait til the Pants Pissers Party moves in in 2016. If you think our government is corrupt now, you ain't seen nothing yet! The lobbyists will be peeling our grapes.
     
  4. Durandal7 macrumors 68040

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  5. rainman::|:| macrumors 603

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    On the pro-castration platform? ;)

    lobbyists simply point out the inherent flaws with having humans as lawmakers. We should delegate the authority to a machine. Or something. i personally feel like making lobbying illegal would simply make it all too influential, as there wouldn't be regulations on it as there are now--

    :)
    pnw
     
  6. sturm375 macrumors 6502

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    I wouldn't accept any decisions/laws from any machine less that a quad-G5, or maybe an 8-way AMD Hammer:D
     
  7. jelloshotsrule macrumors G3

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    i'm counting the days....

    actually, i'm not... the lobbyists are counting them for me!
     
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