French say they need the biggest condoms

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Metro.

    6"? Pffffffft, puleeeaze.
     
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    Yeah, agree with edesignuk - 6"? Pffffffft, puleeeaze.

    Sorry French guys, you are lacking! If you are going to brag a least have something to brag about!
     
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    Self measurement is always overestimated.

    Besides it's the French - a culture renowned for pomposity and gasconades. :D

    The Greeks are probably the honest ones.
     
  6. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    You've seen a six-inch wide penis? :confused:

    Ahh the French...so many jokes, so little time.
     
  7. echeck macrumors 68000

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    The french must like making larger balloon animals. What else are condoms good for?

    I may not bottom out in a tuna can, but I'll sure as hell blow the sides out!
     
  8. arkitect macrumors 601

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    I think you're confusing width with girth… ;)
     
  9. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    I'd say that when we're talking about that particular organ, it's really 6 of one, half a dozen of the other (inches apparently!).
     
  10. arkitect macrumors 601

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    And those are internet inches.
    :D
     
  11. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    A day without an edesignuk penis related thread is like a day without sunshine.
     
  12. Much Ado macrumors 68000

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    Well at least one part of my anatomy is better than the average.

    Shame about the rest, though.
     
  13. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I'm worried though, this posting fixation replacing the Keira Knightley ones is a bit odd. ;)
     
  14. floyde macrumors 6502a

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    OMG, it hasn't even been a week and here we have another penis measuring thread :p.

    Let's see if they keep saying that once the new supplies arrive and their new condoms begin slipping off at inconvenient moments :eek:.
     
  15. .Andy macrumors 68030

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    Do people really measure their penis? I've honestly never been even slightly compelled to do so. Is there any situation where you can recite your penis length that isn't going to make you look like an absolute tosser :confused:?

    p.s. Do you wash the tape measure after or just pop it back in your mother's sewing kit :D?
     
  16. MacNut macrumors Core

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    My yard stick doesn't fit in the sewing kit.:p
     
  17. FrankieTDouglas macrumors 65816

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    I wonder if they measure from the front or the back.
     
  18. Much Ado macrumors 68000

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    Was exactly the same until I saw this thread. Not going to be beaten by the French.
     
  19. Prof. macrumors 601

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    So for 6 inches you need large condoms? :eek: do they make XL condoms? If not, I'm screwed:cool:
     
  20. .Andy macrumors 68030

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    There's plenty of french that I'd let beat me.
     
  21. FrankieTDouglas macrumors 65816

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    I never fall in love so quickly as I do while spending 5 minutes in a French metro. For the French haters, spend some time in France and for a multitude of reasons, all of your prejudices will wash away!
     
  22. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Nonsense, we all know the French do not bathe. :D
     
  23. SMDrew macrumors member

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    That's why you always wear at least two. Sort of like RAID 1 for your junk, to protect against potential catastrophic failure.
     
  24. Iscariot macrumors 68030

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    God damn it .Andy, now you've got me thinking about it.
     
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