French say they need the biggest condoms

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Nov 28, 2008.

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    edesignuk

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    Metro.

    6"? Pffffffft, puleeeaze.
     
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    iBlue

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    <cancels holidays to both meager places> :p
     
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    iAlan

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    Yeah, agree with edesignuk - 6"? Pffffffft, puleeeaze.

    Sorry French guys, you are lacking! If you are going to brag a least have something to brag about!
     
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    Wait... is that length, or width? :confused:
     
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    Lord Blackadder

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    Self measurement is always overestimated.

    Besides it's the French - a culture renowned for pomposity and gasconades. :D

    The Greeks are probably the honest ones.
     
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    CalBoy

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    You've seen a six-inch wide penis? :confused:

    Ahh the French...so many jokes, so little time.
     
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    The french must like making larger balloon animals. What else are condoms good for?

    I may not bottom out in a tuna can, but I'll sure as hell blow the sides out!
     
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    I think you're confusing width with girth… ;)
     
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    CalBoy

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    I'd say that when we're talking about that particular organ, it's really 6 of one, half a dozen of the other (inches apparently!).
     
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    And those are internet inches.
    :D
     
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    rdowns

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    A day without an edesignuk penis related thread is like a day without sunshine.
     
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    Much Ado

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    Well at least one part of my anatomy is better than the average.

    Shame about the rest, though.
     
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    Sun Baked

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    I'm worried though, this posting fixation replacing the Keira Knightley ones is a bit odd. ;)
     
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    floyde

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    OMG, it hasn't even been a week and here we have another penis measuring thread :p.

    Let's see if they keep saying that once the new supplies arrive and their new condoms begin slipping off at inconvenient moments :eek:.
     
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    .Andy

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    Do people really measure their penis? I've honestly never been even slightly compelled to do so. Is there any situation where you can recite your penis length that isn't going to make you look like an absolute tosser :confused:?

    p.s. Do you wash the tape measure after or just pop it back in your mother's sewing kit :D?
     
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    MacNut

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    My yard stick doesn't fit in the sewing kit.:p
     
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    I wonder if they measure from the front or the back.
     
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    Much Ado

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    Was exactly the same until I saw this thread. Not going to be beaten by the French.
     
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    Prof.

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    So for 6 inches you need large condoms? :eek: do they make XL condoms? If not, I'm screwed:cool:
     
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    .Andy

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    There's plenty of french that I'd let beat me.
     
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    I never fall in love so quickly as I do while spending 5 minutes in a French metro. For the French haters, spend some time in France and for a multitude of reasons, all of your prejudices will wash away!
     
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    rdowns

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    Nonsense, we all know the French do not bathe. :D
     
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    That's why you always wear at least two. Sort of like RAID 1 for your junk, to protect against potential catastrophic failure.
     
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    God damn it .Andy, now you've got me thinking about it.
     
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    rdowns

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    No worries, just hold it up to the screen.


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