"Fried Lice in one easy lesson"

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  1. medea macrumors 68030

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    I read in the paper that a guy, I think in Minnessota, checked into a motel so he could get rid of his lice. So he doused his head with rubbing alcohol to kill off the lice and after wrapping a towel around his head he lit up a cigarette.....we'll the man survived but with some pretty bad burns!!!!!I think he ended up having 3rd degree burns over his whole body.
    I bet it got rid of the lice though......
     
  2. MacBandit macrumors 604

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    Re: This guy should make it into the Darwin Awards


    Darwin awards by there nature require the participant to have died while doing the thing that gets them the award.

    That's why the full title is called, "The Darwin Award for the best improvement to the gene pool.":D

    Though I agree this guy is a complete idiot. Maybe the lice had burrowed in to his brain.
     
  3. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Honorable mention worthy definitely, but to win the Award you need to permanently remove yourself from the gene pool - and this does not require death.
     
  4. buffsldr macrumors 6502a

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    Re: This guy should make it into the Darwin Awards

    Burns are either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd degree burns.
     
  5. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    You could rename this thread "Fried Lice in one easy lesson". :D
     
  6. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    what a moron...

    personally...I think it's the laws of this country that keep dumbasses like this around and promote the breeding of even more dumbasses...

    it's called "Natural Selection" people... ;)
     
  7. medea thread starter macrumors 68030

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    good idea, I probably shouldn't post before I'm hitting the sack at night.

    ummm,but how do you change the title of the subject?
     
  8. eyelikeart Moderator emeritus

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    that's what us Mods are here for ;)
     
  9. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Pretty damn stupid, but then again, to *have* a lice problem these days requires effort, I would imagine.
     
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  13. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    At least he made the Darwin Slush Pile...

    Man Suffers Severe Burns Tryin

    Head lice go up in flames

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    And a sample from one of the few Living Award Winners

    Now if this "head lice" guy had been trying to get rid of crabs, and cooked his jewels he might have had a better chance of winning a Darwing Award instead of just being being mentioned on the website.

    Maybe we'll see him again in the future...
     
  14. scem0 macrumors 604

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    Just the pain of the thought of that sends shivers down my spine.....
     

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