Fun lovin' Robertson is at it again

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by katchow, Jan 7, 2006.

  1. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Yeah, this has been touched on in the Sharon thread... but someone should ask Robertson if he'd like some salt with the other foot.
     
  2. katchow thread starter macrumors 6502

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    oops, i havent made it to the other thread yet. Y'know, i don't think Pat has the first clue that his mouth should be jammed full of feet.
     
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    You know, some day, Pat Robertson will die.

    Is this a sign that God hates Pat Robertson?
     
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    Oh, Happy Day (Lou Rawls version in memory of his recent death.) ;)
     
  5. katchow thread starter macrumors 6502

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    (Tongue in cheek)

    if somebody was planning to assasinate Pat i think they should just go ahead and do it.
     
  6. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Just out of curiousity, I wonder who Robertson is blaming for the fires in Oklahoma and Texas? God?
     
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    I like what Jon Stewart said about Sharon's illness: "I'm no doctor or theologian, but, I'll guess fat and old!"
     
  8. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    You know, if God worked that way, Robertson would've been dead a long time ago.
     
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    pat for president

    you know robertson can actually run for president again, and pick, umm david duke as a running mate...no, uh, he's probably too liberal :)
     
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    If Robertson did run for president again, I have a feeling he'd name as his running mate God Himself.
     
  11. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Yeah, but who wants an all-powerful VP who really runs things and merely uses the President as his instrument?

    Oh...wait a minute....
     
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    GRAVITAS
     
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    That pretty much sums it up.
     
  15. IJ Reilly macrumors P6

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    You see? When you think about it, it does make sense. ;)
     
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    ...
    Robertson says that he's The One
    Oh he sure is,
    If Armageddon
    Is your idea of family fun
    An' he's got some planned for you!
    (Now tell me that ain't true)
    ....
    Claims to be a MAN OF GOD
    Currently seeking the United
    States Presidency,
    Hoping we will all follow him into --
    The Twilight Zone

    What if Pat gets in the White House,
    And suddenly --
    The rights of 'certain people'
    disappear
    Mysteriously?
    Now wouldn't that sort of qualify
    As an American Tragedy?
    (Especially if he covers it up, sayin'
    "Jesus told it to me!"

    -- Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk (Frank Zappa)
     

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