Funniest/most original pick-up line...

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  1. absolut_mac macrumors 6502a

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    All these threads about dating, bars, getting girls/guys to like you etc, got me thinking about some funny and original pick-up lines I have heard over the years. And no, because I haven't dated in decades (married 25yrs this month) these aren't mine.

    On a popular watch forum, somebody posted this one...

    While sitting at a bar an attractive woman approaches him and says "Hmmm, nice watch, what exactly does it do besides tell the time?"

    Him "Well, it's a chronograph to time events etc, a thermometer, compass, altimeter and can also be used to screen people to see what's under their clothes."

    Her, in utter disbelief "I don't believe you!"

    Him "Well for example I can tell that you have no underwear on under your jeans."

    Her "That's not true I do have panties on!"

    Him "Oops, I guess my watch must be an hour fast."

    He got a playful slap in the face and a date. He married her later if I recall.

    So, let's hear more of the same, especially those that actually worked :cool:
     
  2. mulletman13 macrumors 6502a

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    Worst pick up line ever:

    "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
     
  3. absolut_mac thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Hey we all know about the ones that don't work, we want to hear about the ones that do :p
     
  4. MattG macrumors 68040

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  6. zim macrumors 65816

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    Still working on this one....
    You turn my 3.5 floppy into a 160GB hard drive.

    Can't take credit for this one....
    Baby, you turn my software into hardware

    This one is stupid but sounds like something I would say...
    So, you are a girl huh?

    I don't have any use for pick up lines, marred for a year now (together for 11), but find them entertaining.
     
  7. applemacdude macrumors 68040

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    LMAO
     
  8. virividox macrumors 601

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    that was wrong i hope that never ever works
     
  9. puckhead193 macrumors G3

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    I love family guy!
     
  10. topicolo macrumors 68000

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    I lost my number... can I have yours? *ducks and runs*
     
  11. oldschool macrumors 65816

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    i think i'm allergic to you cause my penis is swollen.
     
  12. absolut_mac thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Umm, the thread is *pick-up* lines, not ones to chase them away :confused:
     
  13. Royal Pineapple macrumors 65816

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    do you know how much a baby polar bear weighs?
    just enough to break the ice
     
  14. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    Beautiful shoes, they will look great under my bed... ;)

    -What are you going to do?
    *Now?
    -No, tomorrow after you leave my flat... :rolleyes:
     
  15. Veldek macrumors 68000

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    I think only women could really tell which do work and which don’t. So come on, ladies, and help all the poor guys out!
     
  16. Giaguara macrumors 6502a

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    I think the worst one I've heard (no, it did _not_ work):

    "I think we have met in the same construction science lessons ..."


    The worst one that .. err, I started .. never mind heh ..
    I was looking for some Newton cables and software .. so I started bugging someone (in iChat) who had written some of the materials for Newtons in the 90s ... I guess it worked out, even though it was terribly terribly nerdish, since the person is sitting next to me right here and now .. ;) (oh yes, I was looking for the cables and sw for the bf of that time ..)
     
  17. 5300cs macrumors 68000

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    "Hey baby, that shirt's pretty becoming on you. Of course, if I was that shirt I would be too."

    Try at your own risk.
     
  18. WinterMute Moderator emeritus

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    Here's one that worked on Oxford Street in the mid 80's...

    "If I followed you home, would you feed me...?"

    Home turned out to be South Kensington, didn't get fed though. ;) ;)
     
  19. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    A lot of bad ones here, not many good ones :D

    I don't think I ever used a pickup line - they really don't come off all that well, even if you have a 'good' one. What I think works the best is being able to think on your feet and come up with something that is original at the time.

    Then you usually don't remember what it is you said if it worked ;)

    D
     
  20. neilrobinson macrumors 6502

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    never used one... never had a g/f either so maybe i should try...

    any offers???
     
  21. keysersoze macrumors 68000

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    I heard this one on ESPN radio... I told my friend about it and he gave it a try... it broke the ice anyway. If a girl KNOWS it's a dumb pick-up line, it can work to your advantage. The worst thing is to be serious about it.

    This works best at a gym:

    Walk up to girl
    Say "Excuse me, do you have your tickets?"
    She says "For what?"
    You flex your biceps and say "The Gun Show"


    haha
     
  22. AmigoMac macrumors 68020

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    Wow... good one! :p

    There is one I do remember very well... in a party at the uni...
    Dancing slowly with a girl, do you want to play?, she said: what can we play?... me: you can play with my body but not with me... :cool:

    a bit strong but did work...
     
  23. mymemory macrumors 68020

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    If you see a girl walking with a dog:

    Does it bite?

    She may say yes or no.

    Then you ask:

    And the dog?
     
  24. Eric_Z macrumors regular

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    I've never used pickup lines myselfe, I go to a lot of private parties instead so they aren't needed as icebreakers.

    All that's needed is a *hi* followed by a generic question of how they know the hosts or some such and you can just slide the topic into something more fun/intersting after that.

    It's not that hard really if you got some basic communication skills and refrain from acting like a perverted or desperate jerk. After all people that go to parties do it to, well ... have fun, belive it or not. ;)
     
  25. oldschool macrumors 65816

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    true......
     

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