Dualie Board for Free--In 10 Easy Steps!
Originally posted by Mblazened
Well, you would do it like this:
go to a mac store and have them order you a dual 1.25 proc board ($600-$700). You have to install yourself, or get a buddy.
Sell your old processor on ebay (?) for about $350-$400, if you can.
You cant just order another single processor, there is only one "slot". You have to replace the old single with a new dual.
But its perfectly possible.
Or you follow these easy steps:
1) Remove the single proc board from your system.
2) Walk over to the house of a friend who has a dualie 1.25 GHz G4 as he's getting ready to go out urgently (a date will do just fine; bonus points if you set him up on it). Remember to carry along your single proc board and a cd-rw with an important-looking document on it.
3) Ask him if you can use his computer to finish up some work while he's out. Yours is not working of course. Flash the cd-rw to make it all look genuine. Then flash a smile, if your teeth are not yellow.
4) Tell his date she's looking lovely--She will be, since she's saving you hundreds of dollars.
5) When he leaves, open up his system. Take out the dual board and replace it with the single board.
6) Close everything up.
7) Insert your cd-rw and transfer your important-looking document onto his hard disk so that it looks like you were doing legitimate work.
8) Delete the Apple System Profiler to prevent him from worrying too much.
9) Remove your CD-RW from the drive, take your new dualie board, leave the house, and lock it. After all, you wouldn't want your friend's computer to get stolen.
10) Go home and install the board.
That was "Single to Dual in 10 Easy Steps." Thanks for tuning in.
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