George Hu?

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  1. crassusad44 macrumors 6502a

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    Nothin' more entertaining than to have a laugh on behalf of the worlds dumbest president (I'm only waiting for it to become a reality-show, what about The Bushmen? :p :D

    OK, here it is...

    Subject: George Hu?

    (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's whose name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new

    leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the

    Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader

    of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of

    milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condi: Rice, here.

    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe

    we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can

    you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
     
  2. zimv20 macrumors 601

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    let's give credit where credit is due. the piece is:

    HU'S ON FIRST
    By James Sherman
     
  3. crassusad44 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Saw it quoted on a Norwegian news site. Sorry if I made the impression that is was my work...

    Anybody got a link to the original piece?

    [edit: think I found it... http://australianpolitics.com/news/2002/11/02-11-23.shtml ]
     
  4. zimv20 macrumors 601

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    no, you didn't do that at all. i just thought, as good netizens, we can try to keep his name associated with his piece.

    fwiw, i took it on faith from the person who emailed it to me originally that Sherman is the creator. it may be erroneous.
     

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